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Post by Fallindown on Jan 31, 2007 21:29:12 GMT -5
Live Footage of The Brawlatorium Raid.
A mix of police officers, Spec. Ops. soldiers, and newsmen break into the front doors of Captain Asshole's Brawlatorium in Sacramento, California. They are looking for Leonard Hauser, who is allegedly the serial killer, Whoreschach. The inside of the Brawlatorium is desolate; no one is there to be found. Piles of feces can be sporadically found on the floor. The camera focuses on the North wall. In red spray pain, a phrase is written: [glow=red,2,300]Who's Fuckin' The Fuckmen?[/glow] Then, suddenly, the Ghetto Jam is picked up on camera. An old black man in a black leather suit enters a side door. He happens to be Walker Jackson, IMMAF Fighter and Black Explotation film star. He speaks: " I've come here to do two things, chew bubble-gum and kick ass( He spits). Oh, it looks like I'm all out of bubble-gum." The scene turns to chaos. Walker uses his Mad Karate Skillz to beat up all the armed soldier. They fire at him, but he just catches the bullets between his index and middle-fingers. He back fists a cop and sends him through a class window. He kicks a reporter in the nuts and his head explodes. He bites the penis off of a detective. All the ( alive) people run out of the building. They try firing grenades at the Brawlatorium, but they are all flung back out at the soldiers. A fire starts, and the camera cuts off.
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