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Post by The Shreeve on Sept 17, 2006 11:21:31 GMT -5
Loki Davis:Someone has to avenge me for Scott Starnes snapping my neck at the after party! That frigging drunk makes me so mad! Korda, Jonas, Javelin any of you can take out Starnes if you set your mind to it. Remember we are talking about the guy who got KO'ed by Walker Jackson who is 53 years old!
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Post by The Shreeve on Sept 17, 2006 11:25:16 GMT -5
Scott Starnes:Ha ha you guys are pathetic. Snapping Loki's neck was a message sent to Leonard Hauser for calling me a bad fighter. Fine if any of you joke fighters wanna fight me thats cool just remember what your getting into. I'm the future King Of Pancrase and everyone knows it! And I'm STILL 3-1-0!
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Post by Fallindown on Sept 17, 2006 13:00:52 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Leonard Hauser:[/glow] Don't worry, Loki. Me and your other training partners are going to go over to Starne's house with pipes and baseball bats. We will all take turns beating Scott to death. And then we'll rape him.
And after that, we'll all urinate on his body. I bet you're feeling better already, Loki.
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Post by The Shreeve on Sept 17, 2006 13:19:21 GMT -5
Mark Javelin: Sensei Hauser the brawlatorium has a new sponser!  |
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Post by captainamerica on Sept 18, 2006 15:54:04 GMT -5
Mitch Armour: Theres no way id let crazy men like those two infest and infect a great SERIOUS group of fighters like the Chaos Crew...We are Champions...you guys are losers and this town KNOWS this is Chaos Crew terrirtory and that you two camps are just trying to feed off the PROFILE we've grown around Sacramento for the MMA scene...Because your too weak to start in another town from scratch and build the right way like Me and the Chaos Crew did. -I totally agree with you.Leonard Hauser is a disagrace to the sport of mixed martial arts and should be permanently banned from competing in it.When you look at me you see perfection.When you look at Hauser you see that god has a sick sense of humour. |
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Post by Mitch Armour on Sept 18, 2006 16:24:31 GMT -5
Mitch Armour: We all saw what I did to Hauser at IMMAF 24, that fight speaks for itself. He cant backup ANYTHING he says except the disgusting parts like rape and molesting men while fighting. I destroyed him ....he's in a constant denial. I think its safe to say he's mentally unstable, and I'm surprised the IMMAF hasnt made him take a sanity test. But he isnt dangerous, hes just dangerously stupid. I was 40 pounds lighter then him in our fight and I kicked his mother fucking ass! Richardson speaks the truth to say the very least. ::smirks::
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Post by Fallindown on Sept 18, 2006 17:09:54 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Leonard Hauser:[/glow] Hahaha! Erection.....
[glow=red,2,300]Leonard Hauser:[/glow] Well, the part in bold is really what I emphasize. I try to imply that my opponents will be violated in some form when they fight me. As for for me not being dangerous, well.... You see I'm like Paul Varelans in that category. No one wants to train with me or show me technique, because they know how prone to violence and crime I am. I can't even get a good gun. The best I got was a dinky .32; I tried to kill Loki with it once. The best I could do was raise a welt on his legs.
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Post by captainamerica on Sept 18, 2006 19:51:17 GMT -5
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Post by captainamerica on Sept 18, 2006 19:58:07 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Leonard Hauser:[/glow] Hahaha! Erection..... -How dare you misquote me you imbecile!When you are talking about me you are talking about greatness ,so you should show me respect.You wish you were as good looking as me, you wish you were as skilled as me and most of all you wish you were me ,but you are nothing compared to me!I am the reflection of Perfection and you are nothing. |
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Post by The Shreeve on Sept 18, 2006 20:21:07 GMT -5
Abelando Korda:"Reflection Of Perfection"? I could have sworn I've heard that name before...Oh I know! Its a rip-off of WWE jobber Mark Jindrak's old gimmick he had for a few weeks when Theodore Long was his manager!  |
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Post by Fallindown on Sept 18, 2006 21:00:08 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Leonard Hauser:[/glow] Hahaha! Erection....
Besides, I'm better looking than you. I'm greater than you. I'm more skilled than you are. I'm smarter than you, and stronger than you. I can out philosphise you, and I'm going to OUTLAST you!.
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Post by Fallindown on Sept 18, 2006 21:22:54 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Leonard Hauser:[/glow] Uh oh. You guys better watch out. Mitch Armour is a double black belt in Japanese jiu-jitsu and a BROWN BELT IN MUAY THAI!
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Post by The Shreeve on Sept 18, 2006 21:25:37 GMT -5
Korda:You can get those belts at your local McDojo! Just as Korda finishes his sentence VERY loud footsteps can be heard and out comes the giant himself...Abelando Korda II! Hello, sensei hauser I am the giant and only son of my father has been telling you about. WIll you be able to take such a large competitor as myself into the brawlatorium? |
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Post by The Shreeve on Oct 29, 2006 8:00:58 GMT -5
 Phil Johns wants in the brawlatorium. Hes been training really hard and gained the mandatory 200 pounds & losing 2 feet so hes ready. Heres the tape that he sent after pissing off Matt Hughes backstage ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... MATT HUGHES FIRES A COMBINATION OF PUNCHES... ...... CRUSHING SHOTS!!!...... PHIL JOHNS IS STAGGERED!!!!....... PHIL JOHNS CRASHES TO THE FLOOR... GREAT KO!!! MATT HUGHES WINS BY KO / SERIES OF PUNCHES IN 4:14, PHIL JOHNS HAS BEEN KNOCKED THE F' OUT! Here is his current record since training for the 'torium ___MATT HUGHES DEFEATS PHIL JOHNS BY KO / SERIES OF PUNCHES AT THE TIME OF 4 : 14 OF ROUND 1___MIKE PYLE DEFEATS PHIL JOHNS BY KO / SERIES OF PUNCHES AT THE TIME OF 1 : 46 OF ROUND 2___MIKEY BURNETT DEFEATS MIDGET BY KO / SERIES OF PUNCHES AT THE TIME OF 1 : 52 OF ROUND 13 (K1 RULES) ___MARCUS DAVIS DEFEATS MIDGET BY UNANIMOUS DECISION AT THE TIME OF 3 : 0 OF ROUND 15 (K1 RULES) ___MIDGET DRAWS NICK DIAZ AFTER 3 x 5 MINUTE ROUNDS___LUKE CUMMO DEFEATS MIDGET BY KO / SERIES OF PUNCHES AT THE TIME OF 2 : 5 OF ROUND 3 (K1 RULES) ___PAUL 'SEMTEX' DALEY DEFEATS MIDGET BY TKO / REFEREE STOPPAGE / MIDDLE KICK TO THE BODY AT THE TIME OF 0 : 10 OF ROUND 3 (K1 RULES) ___LAVERNE CLARK DEFEATS MIDGET BY KO / SERIES OF PUNCHES AT THE TIME OF 0 : 53 OF ROUND 2___MIDGET DEFEATS PETE SPRATT BY MAJORITY DECISION AT THE TIME OF 5 : 0 OF ROUND 3___KUNIYOSHI HIRONAKA DEFEATS MIDGET BY KO / SERIES OF PUNCHES AT THE TIME OF 0 : 57 OF ROUND 1___MIDGET DRAWS RAY COOPER AFTER 3 x 5 MINUTE ROUNDS___ |
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Post by The Shreeve on Nov 8, 2006 20:54:47 GMT -5
Abelando Korda: Hauser, permission to smash bobby richardson's face in? I don't have much MMA experience besides some stiff backyard MMA matches but I know I can beat Bobby for ya Leon. I've been training hard with Scott Starnes and been doing wrestling all my life and in the army aswell as doing kickboxing for sometime now. Unless my age says no and my submission defense doesnt hold up I can defeat Bobby no problem. I will avenge you!
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