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Post by Fallindown on May 6, 2009 18:26:52 GMT -5
After tying Turner Brown up ing the attic with an extension cord, Shannon Floyd goes into the kitchen and drinks gallons of beer.
[glow=white,2,300]Shannon Floyd:[/glow] Dead bodies...... An imposter........ A crazy hunting man with a knife........ This is too much for one day.
I hope everyone's followed the "no bodily-fluids" rule, because if I find a turd in the pool I'm gonna shoot someone.
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Post by Blazin' on May 6, 2009 18:50:50 GMT -5
Diaz looks at the joints in Blazers hand and then looks at Blazer. :: Joey " Bad Boy " Diaz :: I aint fallin for no Team Coleman underhanded tricks. I aint goin to get thrown out of this place. Cuz I know after I bet someones ass in a cage yall over there at Team Coleman is going to protest saying I was on performance enhancers. So thanks but no thanks Blaze. Diaz knocks the joints out of Blazers and walks out of the kitchen with his beer. "You see holmes...that's what's wrong with the world brah. Not enough time to just sit down and smoke some pot around the fire. I bet if you took one hit of this you wouldn't think this shit was loaded." El Blazer shrugs and picks up his supplies and puts them back in his tights. "Anyone else? I'm not lying...the world is so awesome when you smoke this."
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Post by birdman3015 on May 6, 2009 19:22:43 GMT -5
Diaz turns to Blazer and looks him deep in the eye.
:: Joey " Bad Boy " Diaz :: You know what " holmes " I aint here for fun and games. So I aint tryin to be a joke and dont plan on bein one and done. So keep slackin it up " homie ".
Diaz walks off towards his room.
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Post by Blazin' on May 7, 2009 0:46:44 GMT -5
Diaz turns to Blazer and looks him deep in the eye. :: Joey " Bad Boy " Diaz :: You know what " holmes " I aint here for fun and games. So I aint tryin to be a joke and dont plan on bein one and done. So keep slackin it up " homie ". Diaz walks off towards his room. El Blazer shoots a dramatic glare at Diaz, ignoring the fact he's walking away from him. "I can do the dramatic pro-wrestling evil eye too...I'm a pro wrestler. It's the one talent we pro-wrestlers have." He pulls out a pair of sun glasses from his tights and puts them on. "We can also alter our appearance to disguise ourselves. We look badass doing it to." El Blazer reaches down his pants again and pulls out some more pot. "It's not my fault you can't be as cool as me. Don't hate on a playa for being so fly."
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Post by random on May 10, 2009 23:38:29 GMT -5
David Starnes #1 and #2 are seen arguing at the kitchen table which is now miraculously floating in the pool when a third David Starnes appears underwater.
David Starnes #1 and #2: Oh what the hell is this... this guy is hard enough to deal with already!
They both look at each other.
David Starnes #1 and #2: I was going to say that.
David Starnes #1 and #2: Stop that!
The third Starnes manages to float the the surface as the first and second look on exasperated.
David Starnes #3: So... what's up?
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Post by Blazin' on May 10, 2009 23:40:29 GMT -5
David Starnes #1 and #2 are seen arguing at the kitchen table which is now miraculously floating in the pool when a third David Starnes appears underwater.David Starnes #1 and #2: Oh what the hell is this... this guy is hard enough to deal with already! They both look at each other.David Starnes #1 and #2: I was going to say that. David Starnes #1 and #2: Stop that! The third Starnes manages to float the the surface as the first and second look on exasperated.David Starnes #3: So... what's up? Is smoking some weed as he walks outside to see three David Starnes'. "Whoa...bro...this is some REALLY good shit!"
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Post by Fallindown on May 11, 2009 21:16:20 GMT -5
A mysterious black man is gardening outside. A fighter leaps into the pool and sends water spraying everywhere. In a flash, the black man is gone.
Suddenly, a huge hole rips open at the bottom of the pool and the water drains completely out. All three Dave Starnes' end up high and dry.
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Post by Blindsided on May 11, 2009 22:09:21 GMT -5
((Delta Jackson??))
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Post by Fallindown on May 16, 2009 23:26:25 GMT -5
Shannon Floyd watches the serene Spring evening from a porch near the empty pool. A deep whiff of air tells him that someone nearby is still holding a barbecue in this tranquil night.
This brief, pensive trot in the backyard was supposed to be the last thing Floyd did before hitting the sack, but that was not to be. The sight of an unknown figure suddenly interrupts his peace. Floyd can tell that the man behind the butterfly garden is black, but he had never seen him on the crew before. Growing curious, Floyd walks over to investigate but finds nothing but an empty gate in the back fence.
Floyd figures that the man must have entered the woods behind the TIF house, so he goes in himself. Floyd had never gone into the TIF woods before so he was surprised to come upon a mossy bog and a rather large trail not too deep in. He walks along, thinking the man couldn't have gone too far in the short span of time it took him to reach the gate. But as the time passes, Floyd begins to wonder if he had really seen a man at all. He's just about ready to turn back when he finds the cave.
It's gigantic, and just seems to crop up out of nowhere. Floyd knows that he probably shouldn't go in, but he decides that entering would be a good enough excuse to take in a little more evening air, which is what he really wanted to do anyway. Walking in, Floyd finds that despite the interior's pitch-black appearance, the cave itself only goes back a few feet. So much for the excursion.
The hairs on the back of Floyd's neck stand up. A grumble echoes throughout the tunnel. Fearing a bear attack, Floyd looks up and a painful revelation hits him. That wasn't a wall in the back of the cave, it was a nine-foot tall Caucasian man! He is Chris Williams, former TIF competitor.
After leaving the show, Chis was inoculated with a special super-soldier serum by the U.S. government. The bioenginerred steriod gave a huge boost to his fighting career and aided the military's experimental weapons branch, but the substance never stopped regenerating itself in his body. This caused him to grow to an enormous size, putting tremendous stress on his brain in the process. Nowadays, he pretty much just wanders around the Northwest, looking for shelter to hide in and manflesh to eat.
Shannon Floyd lets out a shriek. Rushing back to the TIF house as fast as he can, Floyd manages to convince the camera crew and the fighters to come back to the cave with him. They all mob to get there in a hurry, but nothing is to be found. Everyone goes back home in a huff as a storm brews overhead......
Bunanananana!
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Post by random on May 17, 2009 16:09:32 GMT -5
All the David Starnes return to the cave after the rest of the cast has gone to sleep to continue cloning themselves...
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Post by Fallindown on May 24, 2009 0:38:43 GMT -5
A mysterious woman wades through the rain with a switchblade knife in her hand. Coming upon the TIF house, she bangs on the door and prompts Shannon Floyd to answer. He opens the pizza box/soda can door first, and then the real door to see her standing there soaking wet. [glow=white,2,300]Shannon Floyd:[/glow] Yes, ma'am? [glow=hotpink,2,300]Woman:[/glow] I've come for The Pimp! I'm going to cut his balls off! [glow=white,2,300]Shannon Floyd:[/glow] The Pimp, you say? Floyd contemplates whether or not he should let this chick go ape-shit on Dougey Henderson's nutsack.[glow=hotpink,2,300]Woman:[/glow] Yes! The Pimp, Dwayne Rockwell! [glow=white,2,300]Shannon Floyd:[/glow] Oh....THAT Pimp. He's not here.... Why do you want to cut his nuts off, anyway? [glow=hotpink,2,300]Woman:[/glow] I'm his ex-girlfriend, and I've come to pay him back for what he did to me! Shannon Floyd staggers backwards. [glow=white,2,300]Shannon Floyd:[/glow] Dwayne Rockwell's ex-girlfriend?!?!? The last time I've heard of you was when you were involved in that huge pro-wrestler gang war at IMMAF Pancrase! That was so long ago...... I don't even think Leonard Hauser had started raping people at that point. [glow=hotpink,2,300]Woman:[/glow] Either way, I'm here and I have a fucking job to do! Now tell me where Dwayne is, or I'll cut YOUR balls off. [glow=white,2,300]Shannon Floyd:[/glow] I don't know where Rockwell is..... Maybe you should get out of the rain and stay here for the night. Dwayne will come in the morning, and you can sort everything out with him in the morning. Shannon Floyd grabs her by the wrist and drags her indoors. Meanwhile, a David Starnes clone at the other side of the house is watching the backyard through a window.David Starnes #850: Hey, why is that black guy wandering around in the garden at this time of night? Bunananananana!((Dwayne Rockwell girlfriend history: immaf.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=news&action=display&thread=580 ))
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Post by random on May 24, 2009 0:51:38 GMT -5
The thousandth David Starnes looks to #850 and shrugs.
#1000: PING PONG!
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Post by Blindsided on May 24, 2009 0:53:25 GMT -5
Jacory Wilcox is playing a card game with Starnes clones #157, #497, and #345.
Jacory Wilcox: "I think you fuckers are cheatin' or some shit. You got that telepathy shit goin' on, knowin' what each other thinkin' and shit."
Starnes #157, #497, #345, and #596 in the other room: "What's telepathy?"
Jacory Wilcox: "Man, fuck this."
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Post by random on May 24, 2009 0:54:32 GMT -5
Starnes #1 is seen rocking violently back and forth next to the fridge muttering about not hearing what the others are thinking.
((Go go spelling error))
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Post by Blindsided on May 24, 2009 0:57:19 GMT -5
Garrick Coleman slams through the front door of the TIF house and screams
Garrick Coleman: "Okay, bitches. Whoever on Team Coleman catches and brings this chicken to me will not get their ass kicked"
Garrick Coleman opens a cage door releasing a Grizzly Bear into the TIF house.
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