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Post by Fallindown on May 5, 2009 18:29:57 GMT -5
While Henderson's walking away, Issac Harris grabs the back of his head and throws him into the shit-covered bed. He then wraps him up in the sheets and drops him to the ground. When Henderson finally manages to extricate himself from the mess, he looks up and gets spit on by Harris.
[glow=silver,2,300]Issac Harris:[/glow] You scared, boy? Well you should be, cuz this Green Beret's gonna kick your big ass!
Harris reaches into his pocket and tosses Henderson a used handkerchief.
[glow=silver,2,300]Issac Harris:[/glow] Clean yo'self up, you smell like shit.
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Post by Brian Howard on May 5, 2009 21:03:11 GMT -5
Vance Primas: What did I just get myself into? Kevin Ryker Harrison: What'd you get yourself into? Deep shit. He hears Henderson and Harris arguing about excrement on bedsKevin: ...No pun intended.
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Post by tamarslay3 on May 5, 2009 21:56:59 GMT -5
Vance Primas: Yeah, oh well I'll just live in my room
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Post by dachosenone on May 5, 2009 22:21:32 GMT -5
Issac Harris walks into the kitchen, ready to fix some dinner. He notices some of the other fighters in there as he nods his head to them. Harris begins to fix up some shrimp and a salad, ready to dig in before his evening workout.
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Post by Mars Krupcheck on May 5, 2009 22:31:44 GMT -5
Juarez chills at the bar fixing himself a screwdriver, he veiws the shenanigans and merely sighs ...
Demian Juarez: "... fucking faggots ..."
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Post by birdman3015 on May 5, 2009 23:24:15 GMT -5
Joey Diaz walks into the kitchen where Juarez is. He takes out a beer and looks at Juarez.
:: Joey " Bad Boy " Diaz :: Fuck those bitches man! We aint here to make friends and I know damn sure I aint here to get my 15 minutes of fame. I am here to win this. So all this bull shit that there doin it aint me, I understand how you feel right now bro. Fighting is in my blood, this is the career path I chose. There fuckin with my money, so what do you say mane? I got your back, you got mine?
Diaz takes a sip as he looks at Juarez waiting for what the man has to say.
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Post by Tystick357 on May 6, 2009 0:28:09 GMT -5
Later in the day after team picks Giacomo is with Jacory in their room.
Saben: You'd think they'd do some fucking mental evaluations on people before bringing them on the show. That Juarez guy can't be sane for one. And I'd bet you he definitely ain't smarter than no fifth grader. I'm looking forward to knocking him out or taking one of his limbs out of the cage with me. ----- Meanwhile Broadway is outside going through his yoga forms.
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Post by Mitch Armour on May 6, 2009 1:31:33 GMT -5
::Before Issac Harris CAN do that to him he turns it around on him and slams his face into his own shit::
Dougey Henderson: There bitch,eat yo own shit! I come from the streets of memphis son you cant play no games with me and get away with it an yo' little 'feces throwin like a chimpanzee' BITCH ASS!
-OOC: ANY ATTACKS or things like this that fallin trys to do again will be ignored, and any unreal things like he is rping, will not be recognized as happening ,your just too UNREAL Fallin, and its funny sometimes, but after awhile it just gets down right annoying and stupid!-
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Post by Mitch Armour on May 6, 2009 1:32:32 GMT -5
::Dougey then goes and washes his hands and goes to talk to OTHERS in the house, trying to get away from issac even though hes following Dougey like a creep and starting fights.::
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Post by CurseD on May 6, 2009 1:39:59 GMT -5
Jacory see's Zakaryae has arrived and walks up to himJacory Wilcox: What's up homie? Jacory then gives Zakaryae a good sized man hug before letting him speak Zakaryae is a bit taken back by the unexpected forwardness that Jacory is expressing. However, Zakaryae acknowledges the hug.Zakaryae MacDonald: Just got here, from the looks of things, you and I are a rare race in this house. Sane. Anyways, it's good to meet you bro. I'm still trying to find out who my roommate is, some Shannon Floyd guy. I'll talk at ya later. Zakaryae heads back towards the blue corridor avoiding any contact with any of the irregulars in the house.
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Post by Blazin' on May 6, 2009 1:41:45 GMT -5
El Blazer is smoking some really good shit right now. He's laughing his ass off Harris, Juarez and Diaz.
"Hey...psssssttt!!! Relax...take it easy! I got some good stuff for you right here!"
El Blazer pulls out some joints from inside his tights and offers it to his overly hostile housemates.
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Post by Mars Krupcheck on May 6, 2009 13:55:25 GMT -5
Joey Diaz walks into the kitchen where Juarez is. He takes out a beer and looks at Juarez. :: Joey " Bad Boy " Diaz :: Fuck those bitches man! We aint here to make friends and I know damn sure I aint here to get my 15 minutes of fame. I am here to win this. So all this bull shit that there doin it aint me, I understand how you feel right now bro. Fighting is in my blood, this is the career path I chose. There fuckin with my money, so what do you say mane? I got your back, you got mine? Diaz takes a sip as he looks at Juarez waiting for what the man has to say. Demian Juarez: "Thats exactly right."
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Post by random on May 6, 2009 14:00:13 GMT -5
David Starnes begins to violently rock back and forth while muttering about some kind of hunt.
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Post by Fallindown on May 6, 2009 15:43:29 GMT -5
Issac Harris laughes maniacally as Doug Henderson struggles with the hologram he whipped up from his mechanical utility belt.
[glow=silver,2,300]Issac Harris:[/glow] Silly bitch, you think you're a match for me? Don't you know who the fuck I am? Muhahahahaha!
Abruptly, Shannon Floyd walks into the room.
[glow=white,2,300]Shannon Floyd:[/glow] Hey, any of you guys find it weird that there are two guys named Issac Harris here who look exactly alike?
[glow=silver,2,300]Issac Harris:[/glow] That bitch got out of the broom closet? Damn, I gotta fuck him up.
Issac Harris(?) storms passed Shannon Floyd and goes downstairs, where he finds the real Issac Harris (dachosenone's character) making some shrimp salad in the kitchen. The fake Issac Harris seizes him from behind and violently throws him into the table and chairs, shattering all the plates in the process. Once the real Issac Harris gets to his feet, they both clinch and struggle for position all over the kitchen. Cans of food fall to the ground and cabinet doors are ripped off as the two Harris's slam eachother into the countertops.
Their battle leaks into the living room, where the rest of the fighters scatter as the two combatants trip and fall onto the couch and continue to grapple there. One of the Harris's foot gets tangled in an electric cord, sending a lamp and a table smashing to the ground. The two proceed to grapple on the floor, in the broken glass.
They eventually manage to get to their feet; one Harris uses this as an opprtunity to drive the other straight into the the back door. It gives away, and both fighters fall onto the concrete stairs outside. They continue to street-grapple vigorously, exchanging leg locks and rolling across the hard ground until they drop into the shallow end of the pool. All of the other fighters rush outside to watch.
Random Fighter: Which one is the real one?!?!?!?
The two Harris's stand up and start jockeying for position in the water. Then, suddenly, the real Issac Harris grabs the fake Issac Harris' mechanical utility belt and rips it off. The holographic disguise that had cloaked the fake Issac Harris is gone, revealing that he is in fact........ Obscure Ryanrev character Turner Brown.
Shannon Floyd suddenly comes from out of nowhere and blasts Brown in the face with his Rainbow Laser-Cane, a remnant from his days as a super-villain. Turner Brown collapses under the water as pain overtakes his body. A merciful Issac Harris drags him ashore where he gasps and gurgles for air.
Shannon Floyd stands over him and aims the Cane right in his face:
[glow=white,2,300]Shannon Floyd:[/glow] Why were you impersonating Issac Harris?
[glow=silver,2,300]Turner Brown:[/glow] *Gasp* I wanted to get Team Jackson's password so I could jerk them around for my own amusement. The password is "bird", by the way.....
Shannon Floyd strikes him in the face with the Cane, knocking him out cold.
[glow=white,2,300]Shannon Floyd:[/glow] C'mon, boys. Let's tie him up and hide him in the attic for the rest of the season.
Everyone obliges. The real Issac Harris takes a deep breath and goes back to making his shrimp salad.
Buna!!!!!!
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Post by birdman3015 on May 6, 2009 17:31:31 GMT -5
El Blazer is smoking some really good shit right now. He's laughing his ass off Harris, Juarez and Diaz. "Hey...psssssttt!!! Relax...take it easy! I got some good stuff for you right here!" El Blazer pulls out some joints from inside his tights and offers it to his overly hostile housemates. Diaz looks at the joints in Blazers hand and then looks at Blazer. :: Joey " Bad Boy " Diaz :: I aint fallin for no Team Coleman underhanded tricks. I aint goin to get thrown out of this place. Cuz I know after I bet someones ass in a cage yall over there at Team Coleman is going to protest saying I was on performance enhancers. So thanks but no thanks Blaze. Diaz knocks the joints out of Blazers and walks out of the kitchen with his beer.
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