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Post by Fallindown on Dec 9, 2007 22:14:49 GMT -5
Founder, Harley Thomas, TALLEST IMMAF FIGHTER.Hello, I'm Harley Thomas, and I want to [glow=red,2,300]KILL EVERYONE IN THE WORLD![/glow] Sign your kids up for free lessons today! FACES OF EVIL[glow=gold,2,300]DONALD "THE DUKE" MARTIN[/glow] Leonard Hauser's right-hand man, and my partner. He's currently bubbing around in IMMAF's Jamaican subleague, the IFN. [glow=blue,2,300]ERIC "SERIOUS AND ORIGINAL" MANN[/glow] Muscular German henchman. [glow=green,2,300]Manni LaMora[/glow] Bitch who left us. [glow=red,2,300]Gorga Gonzalo[/glow] Corpophagic Cannibal. [shadow=black,left,300]Robert "The Cult Classic" Campbell[/shadow] Chainsaw wielding sociopath. Teila RamierezHe mans the front desk. Gym Location: An abandoned oil rig somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean.
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Post by Fallindown on Dec 9, 2007 22:16:06 GMT -5
Members: Kyle Koester, Don Martin, Jesus.
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Post by Tystick357 on Dec 9, 2007 22:19:21 GMT -5
Order of importance?
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Post by The Shreeve on Oct 13, 2008 19:47:58 GMT -5
Eric "Serious & Original" Mann: I'm surprised out of all the camps I have visited this one seems to be the best place to go for SERIOUS training and happens to be the most ORIGINAL gym that has IMMAF fighters under it. I remember Teila Ramirez from UGPF so its got points for familiarity and I hope it can help me transition from the limited rules of UGPF to the more sportsman-like background of the IMMAF which in the long run I'll prefer so I can be finally taken seriously. Oh and I remember Donald Martin from the amateur wrestling circuit aswell. So am I in?
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Post by Fallindown on Oct 13, 2008 20:11:51 GMT -5
[glow=gold,2,300]Donald "The Duke" Martin:[/glow] Our oil rig is currently being used as the headquarters for an international terrorist ring, but that doesn't mean we won't accept you with open arms! Grab a jersey!
.................. Oh, and would you by any chance know where Greg Frazier lives?
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Post by The Shreeve on Oct 13, 2008 20:27:54 GMT -5
Eric Mann: What a coincidence I just so happen to know where Frazier is. Hopefully its revenge your looking for closing down UGPF for the second time (though I could thank him at the same time for that) . Now its in shambles and some pink haired karate dude claims to be the new champ. But before I do that since you accepted me its time for a highlight reel! Its my UGPF fights to "Breakdown" by Breaking Benjamin. I tried to think of the most serious and original song ever and came up with that.
CUE IT!
tada tada daaa....tadadaaa tadaaaa...tad...
BREAKDOOOOOOWN
Let the fun and games begin She is spayed and broken in Skin is cold and white Such a lovely lonely night
Eric Bonermann bursts out of his corner at the start of the bout and shuffles over to the center of the ring in his Dan Severn stance, ready to engage Johnny Rhodes right away. Rhodes meets him there and cuts through his guard with a straight cross and an upward elbow strike, dropping him immediately.
Greg Frazier:Man, that cat is slick!
Rhodes tries to follow it up with his drop fist maneuver that he used on Fred Ettish and Teila Ramirez, but Bonermann rolls backwards up on his head and gets to his feet.
Thadeus Kill: BONER-ROLL!!!!
Bonermann attempts to shoot in on Rhodes and grab a leg, but Rhodes manages to muscle him away and keeps from getting taken down. Bonermann pushes Rhodes with his shoulder in his hips up to the fence while Rhodes lands a constant barrage of right hooks. Suddenly, Bonermann spins around and latches onto an arm to shoulder throw Rhodes. Rhodes lands flat on his back.
Greg Frazier:BONERFLIPPAGE!!!
Bonermann stamps on Rhodes' head several times, causing Rhodes' neck to snap around awkwardly. Then Bonermann leaps upon Rhodes to the mount position ands hits him with a vicious barrage of punches and headbutts to the face. It isn't long before Rhodes is completely incapacitated.
Greg Frazier:Hot dang! I was wrong, Bonermann beat Rhodes in a flash. I ain't sure if Rhodes was knocked out or if he passed out choking on his own blood!
Eric Bonermann steps off of the unconscious and bloodied Johnny Rhodes and throws his hands up in a Superstar pose.
Thadeus Kill: And Eric Bonermann still manages to look like a fruit even when covered in someone else's blood.
Greg Frazier:Heh. When you're right, you're right, Thadeus.
A WINNER IS BONERMANN!!!!!!! Heaven is on the way You could feel the hate but I guess you never will I'm on a roll again and I want an end 'cause I feel you creeping in
Eric "The Hard Gay Target" Bonermann advances on Zito with his hands up in a Dan Severn style stance. Chuck "Chucky The Enforcer" Zito rushes out to the center of the ring to meet Bonermann head on. He throws an overhand right, which Bonermann slips.
Dr. Eric Bonermann and Zito circle eachother, testing the waters. Zito throws a few jabs to measure distance; he wants to calculate his next attack. He throws the right hand just as Bonermann was bull rushing in, konking him on the top of the head. This does not faze Bonermann, however, who slips his arms through and gets the double underhooks.
Bonermann pushes Zito up against the cage, lifting him off the ground at some points. He struggles with Zito up against the cage; Zito gets his base up against the fence and lands some pretty crisp punches on Bonermann. Bonermann then manages to reap his leg to outside of Zito's legs and trip him to the ground.
Thadeus Kill: BONERSWEEP!!!!!
The two scramble and dog-fight in the corner of the cage; Zito grasps the fence and manages to stand up quickly. Bonermann still clinches Zito up against the fence and throws a few knees; Zito lands a nice short upper-cut. Then, Bonermann pushes his arm across Zito's back and grab's Zito's arm; he hip tosses him right into the center of the cage.
Greg Frazier:BONERFLIP!!!!!
Bonermann mounts Zito and smacks him with a barrage of punches; Zito's already starting to look puffy. Zito tries to throw punches from the bottom, but with limited effect. Bonermann then hits Zito with another barrage of punches.
While bearing over Zito to catch his breath, Chuck flips over to his stomach and bases up in an attempt to get out. Bonermann clasps his arms tightly around Zito's waist but doesn't try to hold him down. When Zito stands up fully, Bonermann lifts him up and arches him through the air, back suplexing him hard; Zito hits the ground neck first and at a weird angle.
Thadeus Kill and Greg Fraziertogether: BONERSLAMMAGE!!!!
Zito is sprawled out on the floor when Bonermann rushes over to his side and swings a massive soccer kick to his head, knocking him out cold.
Thadeus Kill: That's it! Eric Bonermann has done it!
Greg Frazier:Yeah, man, the cat won!
What I found in this town I'm heading for a breakdown What's that sound, you're so loud I'm heading for a breakdown
Drank up all my alcohol This is not a free for all I'll be there for you 'Til my heart is black and blue
Heaven is on the way You could feel the hate but I guess you never will I'm on a roll again and I want an end 'cause I feel you creeping in
What I found in this town I'm heading for a breakdown What's that sound, you're so loud I'm heading for a breakdown
Drank up all my alcohol This is not a free for all I'll be there for you 'Til my heart is black and blue
What I found in this town I'm heading for a breakdown What's that sound, you're so loud I'm heading for a breakdown
Drank up all my alcohol This is not a free for all I'll be there for you 'Til my heart is black and blue
You breakdown, you're so proud. I'm heading for a breakdown. What's that sound, it's so loud. I'm heading for a breakdown. No!
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Post by The Shreeve on Oct 13, 2008 20:35:51 GMT -5
Eric Mann: If I remember correctly Greg Frazier should be in a basement bunker under IMMAF Pancrase gym in Rahway New Jersey...atleast thats where I think I saw him when I went over to visit IMMAF Pancrase. Now...lets go conquer shit like Hitler and Napoleon!
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Post by The Shreeve on Oct 13, 2008 20:54:22 GMT -5
Eric Mann: Now...as far as plans for world domination I happen to know a guy I met during my travels named Tomasz Nastula from Poland. He used to work as a hacker for the military and is now working as intelligence on the Delta City SWAT. He claimed to have designed a "bomb" which wipes out electricity during his spare time.
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Post by Fallindown on Oct 13, 2008 21:04:43 GMT -5
[glow=gold,2,300]Donald "The Duke" Martin:[/glow] Fuck yeah! I've been dying to get that cretin ever since I realized that my bullet didn't kill him in the IFN headquarters. To the helicopter!
All HTHP members eagerly rush off to the helipad adjacent to the front office.
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Cut Scene To Several Hours Later
We're back at the HTHP oil rig, which is now on fire and is falling apart. Teila Ramierez rolls around on the ground and cries while Greg Frazier and Eric Mann battle it out atop the Space Laser above the shark tank.
[glow=green,2,300]Greg Frazier:[/glow] It's over, Bonermann! I've already disabled the Laser!
Eric Mann angrily lifts Frazier off the ground by the lapel of his coat and slams him into the side of the Laser.
[glow=blue,2,300]Eric "Serious and Original" Mann:[/glow] My name is........ MANN!
[glow=green,2,300]Greg Frazier:[/glow] So be it! I'll see you in Hell, fag!
Frazier whips out his combat knife and stabs Mann in the chest with it. Mann only smiles in the face of this attack, though, for his years of sadomaschoism have rewired his brain to experience pain as pleasure.
With a maniacal aura emanating from his visage, Mann heaves Frazier over the side of the Laser and hurls him into the pool of man eating beasts. After Frazier disappears beneath the murky waters, Mann lets out a deep breath and leaps off the laser and onto the metal platform next to it.
Bunananananana!
((This counts as Bonermann's last Pitfight.))
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Post by Fallindown on Oct 13, 2008 21:15:58 GMT -5
While his forehead bleeds profously all over his face, Donald Martin trudges onto the platform to meet Mann.
[glow=gold,2,300]Donald "The Duke" Martin:[/glow] Yeah, that'll be great to have now that the Space Laser is busted. I'll get the microlight out of the storage room after we put all these fires out.......... Woah, man, you've got a knife in you!
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Post by The Shreeve on Oct 14, 2008 8:45:57 GMT -5
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Post by CurseD on Oct 20, 2008 16:05:23 GMT -5
Gorga "Gonzo" Gonzalo: I HEARD THIS IS WHERE I CAN GET A FUCKING MEAL AT! I"M FUCKING HUN-GRAY! FEED ME SOME HUMAN! PREFERABLY SOME TITO JACKSON!
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Post by Fallindown on Oct 20, 2008 18:24:41 GMT -5
[glow=orange,2,300]Harley Thomas:[/glow] Sure thing, buddy.
Harley Thomas grabs Tito Jackson by the lapel and slow-motion throws him into Gorga Gonzalo's mouth.
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Post by Fallindown on Oct 20, 2008 19:16:38 GMT -5
[glow=orange,2,300]Harley Thomas:[/glow] I hearby announce the annexation of Manni LaMora and Gorga Gonzalo. You work for us now!
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Post by CurseD on Oct 20, 2008 21:14:59 GMT -5
Gorga Gonzalo: JUST TELL ME WHO THE FUCK TO EAT!! AND I"LL FUCKING SWALLOW THEM WHOLE!
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