Harley Thomas' House of Pain!

[The Shreeve]

The oil rig is relatively quiet until..."Bad" by Michael Jackson blares through the speakers which have mysteriously popped up out of nowhere. Out from the corner comes out...

[glow=gold,2,300]"The Cult Classic" Robert Campbell[/glow]



Robert Campbell: Wow this place is seriously straight out of some kind of B movie...definatly not one I've ever been in.

Eric Mann: Who the hell are you?

Robert Campbell: My name is Campbell...Robert Campbell B movie legend. My quest to make the transition from actor to mixed martial artist has led me here just dont ask how I got here. So I heard you teach MMA here along with being a terrorist organization. Now I have no interest what so ever in taking over the world unless it entails killing superheroes I HATE SUPERHEROES. Eh hem really I am not evil I just make my own decisions. I couldn't appear on TIF due to an injury I sustained doing my own stunts in an action flick and one of my movies just so happens to need an oil rig as a setting. psst just between you and me the writers got seriously stoned in the creative process. SO with that out of the way may I ask permission for our crew to film here?

Eric Mann: Not a chance we are a may I point out a SECRET terrorist organization no cameras are allowed in here.

Robert Campbell: Oh ok nevermind so I have a second question to ask and that is may I train MMA here? I wanted to kill two birds with one stone but oh well I might aswell join since I'm here. So are we groovy?

[Fallindown]

[glow=gold,2,300]Donald Martin:[/glow] Muhahahahahahahahahaha! Of course you can join, the more the deadlier!

[tamarslay3]

Manni LaMora: Dear Harley Thomas I have decided to leave your camp to make a camp of my own but thanks again for helping me train.

[Fallindown]

Gorga Gonzalo strangles LaMora with a piano wire while the rest of the team takes turns stomping on his testicles.

[The Shreeve]

Ronaldo Delgado: *broken english* Manni LaMora you are so lame you wish you had a black belt like me! Harley Thomas you may not know me but I am Ronaldo Delgado and I wish to become your BJJ trainer. I am an ELITE and authentic BJJ black belt from Maceió Brazil and a vale tudo champion. I want to teach BJJ to the fighters from the House of Pain.

[CurseD]

Gorga has a firm grip of the piano wire as he tightens the pressure around Manni Lamora's neck as other team members continuously kick the living shit out of his midsection.

Gorga "Gonzo" Gonzalo: YEAH BITCH! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LIKE US NOW!??

[The Shreeve]

Ed Lauzon: I've always had a bone to pick with Greg Frazier and am interested in joining your terrorist organization...hopefully you dont discriminate against people with mental disorders...I have multiple personality syndrome. I'm not a very good fighter at all but I just beat Jeff Avery from TIF 1 and my resume consists of the following


- Physicist
- Entrepreneur
- Actor
- Neo-Nazi/racist bigot skinhead
- Ex-Convict
- Host of a Children's television show
- Points karate fighter
- Promoter
- MMA fighter
- Product Recall Specialist
- Insomniac

Is any of this of use to you Mr.Thomas?

[The Shreeve]

RonaldoDelgado: I've been working behind the scenes by recruiting people to my gym through subliminal advertising and brainwashing them into becoming terrorists...all is coming to plan these little kids are so naive.

[Fallindown]

[glow=orange,2,300]Harley Thomas:[/glow] Harley Thomas' House o' Pain could always use a Product Recall Specialist and a clown rapist with a BJJ blackbelt. But it might take a while to get you guys approved by my higher up. Leonard Hauser is busy in the TIF house. He says he's waiting there because it's the rendevous point where someone will meet him to receive sexual favors.

[The Shreeve]

RonaldoDelgado: Hey how did you know I was brainwashing little kids so I could molest them without reporting me to the police?