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Post by Tystick357 on Oct 22, 2007 21:39:26 GMT -5
Ultimate Shidokan Jimmy Thomson vs Joe Taylor Gadd Rix Hallmein David Palua Tatsuya Yamamoto Jesse Richardson Mitch Armour Oswald Perez Alex Hardin Shipwreck Carnival Qualifiers Ryo Sakurai vs  vs vs |
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Post by Tystick357 on Oct 22, 2007 21:40:10 GMT -5
Not anytime soon, but as usual, we get signed up far ahead.
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Post by captainamerica on Oct 22, 2007 22:25:17 GMT -5
((I'd like to have a richardson in this if at all possible. Preferably either Josh or Jesse.))
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Post by Tystick357 on Oct 22, 2007 22:35:31 GMT -5
((Josh lost the qualifier, no way he's in  )) |
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Post by Mitch Armour on Oct 27, 2007 11:27:49 GMT -5
Mitch Armour: id be willing to sign up for this, i want to fight whenever I can!
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Post by ozzy2525 on Oct 27, 2007 11:40:45 GMT -5
Oswald Perez please
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Post by random on Oct 27, 2007 12:33:59 GMT -5
Matt Daniels or Alex Harding would like to sign up.
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Post by Fallindown on Oct 27, 2007 15:00:41 GMT -5
Shipwreck Carnival would like to sign up.
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Post by Fallindown on Oct 27, 2007 16:04:49 GMT -5
In case any of you have ( Oh my gosh!) forgotten about the late, great self-proclaimed King of Submission Reversals, then have a gander at this:
GUS ROCKWELL FIRES A BODY SHOT
...... SOLID SHOT!......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL LOOKS ANGRY!!!.......
..... GUS ROCKWELL FIRES A HOOK
...... SOLID SHOT!......
Bunananananananananana.
.......GUS ROCKWELL FIRES A JAB
...... SOLID SHOT!......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL LOOKS ANGRY!!!
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL FIRES A LOW ROUND KICK
......GUS ROCKWELL SMILES AS if IT DIDNT HURT HIM!
..... GUS ROCKWELL LOOKS CONFIDENT.......
Bunananannananana.
...... SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL PULLS GUARD!
Bunananananananananananana!
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL GAINS TOP POSITION!
......SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL HAS THE REAR MOUNT.......
......... THE BUZZER SOUNDS..
Bunanananananana nana!
...... SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL PULLS GUARD!
Bunanananana!
......... GUS ROCKWELL POSITIONS HIMSELF FOR THE LOCK......
GUS ROCKWELL LOCKS ON A HEEL HOOK
...... TIGHT LOCK.......
[glow=red,2,300]SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL REVERSES THE SUBMISSION!!![/glow]
......GUS ROCKWELL SLIPS FREE......
Bunananananananananananananananananana!
BOTH GUYS ARE THROWING PUNCHES!
......SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL CONNECTS WITH SOME HARD SHOTS !
.......SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL LOOKS ANGRY!!!
.......GUS ROCKWELL LOOKS CONFIDENT.......
GUS ROCKWELL MOVES FOWARD, AND BOTH GUYS ARE THROWING PUNCHES!
......SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL CONNECTS WITH SOME HARD SHOTS !
Bunanana!
BOTH GUYS ARE THROWING PUNCHES!
......GUS ROCKWELL CONNECTS WITH SOME HARD SHOTS!
......SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL IS OUT OF GAS.......
......GUS ROCKWELL FIRES A JAB
...... CRUSHING SHOT!!!......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL IS STAGGERED!!!!
.......SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL IS KNOCKED DOWN!!!
......GUS ROCKWELL FOLLOWS HIM TO THE GROUND!
.... GUS ROCKWELL POSITIONS HIMSELF FOR THE LOCK......
GUS ROCKWELL LOCKS ON A CAN OPENER NECK CRANK
...... TIGHT LOCK.......
GUS ROCKWELL WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!
......SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL REFUSES TO GIVE UP......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL REFUSES TO GIVE UP......
GUS ROCKWELL WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!
......GUS ROCKWELL WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!
......GUS ROCKWELL WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!
......GUS ROCKWELL SECURES THE CHOKE AND SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL TAPS OUT ......
GREAT CAN OPENER NECK CRANK BY GUS ROCKWELL!!!
GUS ROCKWELL WINS BY SUB / CAN OPENER NECK CRANK AT THE TIME OF 1 : 10 OF ROUND 3 .........SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL PULLS GUARD!
Ba nanananananana! Ba nanananananana!
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL PULLS GUARD!
ROBEIR COHN IS IN SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL'S HALF GUARD........
ROBEIR COHN IS IN SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL'S HALF GUARD........
ROBEIR COHN IS IN SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL'S HALF GUARD........
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL IMPROVES HIS POSITION......
ROBEIR COHN IS IN SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL'S OPEN GUARD........
ROBEIR COHN IS IN SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL'S OPEN GUARD........
ROBEIR COHN IS IN SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL'S OPEN GUARD........
ROBEIR COHN IS IN SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL'S OPEN GUARD........
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL COUNTERS WITH A OMOPLATA
.........CRIPPLING LOCK.......
ROBEIR COHN SLIPS FREE......
ROBEIR COHN IS IN SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL'S OPEN GUARD........
ROBEIR COHN IS IN SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL'S OPEN GUARD........
ROBEIR COHN IS IN SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL'S OPEN GUARD........
ROBEIR COHN IS IN SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL'S OPEN GUARD........
ROBEIR COHN IS IN SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL'S OPEN GUARD........
ROBEIR COHN IS IN SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL'S OPEN GUARD........
BIG JOHN McARTHY SAYS HE WANTS MORE ACTION!
ROBEIR COHN FIRES A SERIES OF PUNCHES
.....SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL BLOCKS.....
ROBEIR COHN IS IN SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL'S OPEN GUARD........
......... SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL COUNTERS WITH A OMOPLATA
........... TIGHT LOCK.......
ROBEIR COHN SLIPS FREE......
ROBEIR COHN GAINS TOP POSITION!
WHAT THE FUCK!
THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP.......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL SEARCHES FOR A TAKEDOWN.....
THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP.......
THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP.......
THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP.......
THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP.......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL DRIVES ROBEIR COHN INTO THE CORNER!
THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP.......
THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP.......
THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP.......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL DRIVES ROBEIR COHN INTO THE CORNER!
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL GOES FOR A SINGLE LEG TAKEDOWN......
ROBEIR COHN IS TUMBLED TO THE MAT!!
SUCCESS!
ROBEIR COHN FIRES A LOW ROUND KICK
...... SOLID SHOT!......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL LOOKS ANGRY!!!
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL DRIVES ROBEIR COHN INTO THE CORNER
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL MOVES FOWARD, BUT ROBEIR COHN THROWS A HOOK
...... CRUSHING SHOT!!!......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL IS STAGGERED!!!!
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL IS KNOCKED DOWN!!!
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL LOOKS ANGRY!!!
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL IS IN GUARD POSITION......
BIG JOHN McARTHY ORDERS HIM UP......
ROBEIR COHN FIRES A UPPERCUT
...... CRUSHING SHOT!!!......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL IS STAGGERED!!!!
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL MOVES FOWARD, BUT ROBEIR COHN THROWS A HOOK
...... VICIOUS SHOT!!......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL RETREATS......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL LOOKS HURT......
Bunananana NANANA!
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL PULLS GUARD!
[glow=red,2,300]BUNA! BUNA![/glow]
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL COUNTERS WITH A OMOPLATA
........... TIGHT LOCK.......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL SECURES THE LOCK AND ROBEIR COHN TAPS OUT ..... GREAT OMOPLATA BY SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL!!!!
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL WINS BY SUB / OMOPLATA AT THE TIME OF 1 : 18 OF ROUND 3 .
Pause in music......
Main Event
Heavyweight Championship
Ryan Campbell vs Shipwreck Carnival
[glow=red,2,300]Ryan Campbell:[/glow] Shipwreck Carnival...hmmm, I haven't really seen too much of this guy, but he is fighting for my belt, so I take him and this fight seriously. So Shipwreck, get ready for some bombs.
...........................
[glow=blue,2,300]Shipwreck Carnival:[/glow] I'm glad to be given this opportunity. I'm still new to the organization, so hopefully this fight can push things along.
I have good submissions and submission counters from my modern bartitsu training, but my primary strength is my dead sexy name. I'd also like to give a shout-out to a good friend of mine, another person with a dead sexy name, lightweight Bort Crutches. Anyway, see you in the ring, Campbell.
BUNA BUNA BUNA BUNA!!!!!!!!
RYAN CAMPBELL FIRES A LAZY JAB
...... SOLID SHOT!......
BU NA!
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL FIRES A LOW ROUND KICK
...... SOLID SHOT!......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL FIRES A LOW ROUND KICK
...... SOLID SHOT!......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL FIRES A HOOK TO THE BODY
......RYAN CAMPBELL SMILES AS if IT DIDNT HURT HIM!.......
[glow=red,2,300]RYAN CAMPBELL HAS A BRUISED RIB......[/glow]
BOOOO NA!
RYAN CAMPBELL FIRES A OVERHEAD RIGHT
...... VICIOUS SHOT!!......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL IS STUNNED !!!!......
RYAN CAMPBELL FIRES A HOOK
...... CRUSHING SHOT!!!......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL IS STAGGERED!!!!.......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL DROPS TO HIS KNESS!......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL DROPS TO GUARD......
RYAN CAMPBELL LOOKS CONFIDENT.......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL LOOKS HESITANT.......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL IS IN GUARD POSITION......
RYAN CAMPBELL LOOKS CONFIDENT.......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL LOOKS HESITANT.......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL IS IN GUARD POSITION......
BIG JOHN McARTHY ORDERS HIM UP......
BUNA NA!
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL MISSES BADLY WITH A GUILLOTINE CHOKE......
RYAN CAMPBELL LOOKS CONFIDENT.......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL LOOKS HESITANT.......
BuNaNaNaNaNa!
sSHIPWRECK CARNIVAL CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT RYAN CAMPBELL COUNTERS WITH A BODY SHOT
...... SOLID SHOT!......
RYAN CAMPBELL LOOKS CONFIDENT.......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL LOOKS HESITANT.......
RYAN CAMPBELL FIRES A LOW ROUND KICK
...... SOLID SHOT!......
RYAN CAMPBELL LOOKS CONFIDENT.......
RYAN CAMPBELL LOOKS CONFIDENT.......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT RYAN CAMPBELL COUNTERS WITH A JAB
...... SOLID SHOT!......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL FIRES A LOW ROUND KICK
...... GLANCING BLOW.......
RYAN CAMPBELL LOOKS CONFIDENT.......
RYAN CAMPBELL GRABS SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL IN A CLINCH......
RYAN CAMPBELL FIRES A SHORT UPPERCUT
...... VICIOUS SHOT!!......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL IS STUNNED !!!!......
BUNANA!
RYAN CAMPBELL LOOKS CONFIDENT.......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL LOOKS HURT......
RYAN CAMPBELL FIRES A COMBINATION OF PUNCHES...
(* NEW RECORD *)
...... CRUSHING SHOTS!!!......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL IS STAGGERED!!!!.......
SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL IS KNOCKED DOWN!!!......
BIG JOHN McARTHY STOPS THE FIGHT BEFORE SHIPWRECK CARNIVAL CAN TAKE ANY MORE PUNISHMENT!!!
RYAN CAMPBELL WINS BY TKO / REFEREE STOPPAGE / SERIES OF PUNCHES AT THE TIME OF 0 : 55 OF ROUND 2 .
.......buna.
[glow=red,2,300]Ryan Campbell:[/glow] That was one of my better showings, and I won the fight with a TKO. I was dropping bombs and all Shipwreck could do was take em. One more win for me.......
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Post by Fallindown on Oct 27, 2007 16:22:44 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]The Shipwreck Carnival Highlight Reel[/glow]
Videos Courtesy of IMMAF Productions
Director: Bort Crutches
(Cut to video)
[glow=red,2,300]Robert Hamilton: [/glow] I know that there's only one way to beat Leonard Hauser.....
Hamilton stares down Hauser across from the hallway. Hauser motions to get him, but two men come out from out of nowhere.
Man: Hello, my name's Bort Crutches!
Other Man: And my name is Shipwreck Carnival!
Hauser hunches down in agony.
[glow=red,2,300]Leonard Hauser:[/glow] Too..... Dead..... Sexy!
Crutches: Bort Crutches!
Carnival: Shipwreck Carnival!
Hauser is in pain, but he manages to use his penis like a tentacle again. He grabs Crutches by the foot and slams him against the wall. Then he KO's Carnival by smashing him in the head.
(Back to credits.)
Music: Arnold C.J Asswhoopings, Inc.
Editing: The Mole Man
Animal Wrangler: Menes Sumer
Special Thanks Too: Delta Jackson; without his love and support, this video would have never been made.
..........This Has Been a Leonard Hauser's Playhouse Production....................................
(Cut to video.)
1/ 30/ 07 ( 1807)
The Old Bridge Toilet
The Newsletter That's Been Ahead of It's Time Since 1335.
Costanzo Granitelli..... Threatened By Madman!
By. ASSociated Breasts
IMMAF VP, Costanzo Granitelli, was threatened by a homicidal maniac Yesterday morning. It was a cold winter morning when Granitelli walked out of his huge crystal mansion in his golden silk bathrobe to get the morning paper when he discovered several dead bodies on his front porch.
The bodies were all covered in blood and semen. A positive I.D of the bodies revealed that they were all IMMAF fighters: Bayan Bayar, Shipwreck Carnival, Bort Crutches, and Shannon Floyd. A sticky note pasted onto Bayar's head read:
" You're next, Granismelli!- Whoreschach"
The cause of death for each of the victims has been positively identified as " Death By BONERSLAMMAGE." However, the bodies of Carnival and Crutches had also been BONERAIZED: Their asses and mouthes were raped, rubber dildos were glued up and down their legs, they got it in the eyes and ears, and several holes were cut out into various parts of their bodies and sodomized.
The identity of the mysterious Whoreschach is still unknown.........
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Post by Tystick357 on Oct 27, 2007 21:39:52 GMT -5
Shipwreck Carnival would like to sign up. ;D I know I've got his stats somewhere. |
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Post by Neo Samurai on Oct 27, 2007 21:41:09 GMT -5
Ryo Sakurai would like to participate in this Shidokan
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Post by Tystick357 on Oct 27, 2007 21:42:04 GMT -5
Wow great write up. You should consider an online serial novel.
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Post by Tystick357 on Oct 27, 2007 21:44:20 GMT -5
Ryo Sakurai would like to participate in this Shidokan He will be placed in a qualifier bout for the next. |
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Post by Fallindown on Oct 27, 2007 22:25:40 GMT -5
Carnival is the only guy who was killed by Hauser in the SOTD series that you actually acknowledged was dead. Until right now when I actually asked to have him put in, you didn't do shit with him. Can't say the same for Crutches or Floyd ( I revived Bayar in the same thread).
Carnival's oldskool IMMAF. Does that make him entitled to a stat enhanchement?
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