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Post by Tystick357 on Aug 26, 2006 1:25:16 GMT -5
Head of Marketing Vinny Centrolli: The IMMAF would like to announce that we are extending our merchendise into a NEW FIELD, BABY OIL!!! We are in talks with Leonard Hauser to be in our ad campaign for this new wonderful project. A slogan he came up with was Wrestling With Friends Is Fun More So With IMMAF Baby Oil!  ((This is what happens with boredom and near sleep))
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Post by TKO on Aug 26, 2006 1:31:39 GMT -5
Hauser pwns
Hauser by Rear Naked Sodomy
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Post by Tystick357 on Aug 26, 2006 1:32:27 GMT -5
Leonard Hauser is officially my favorite losing record fighter.
WAR HAUSER!!!
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Post by UsedToBeThatMizfitButIsNowTy on Aug 26, 2006 1:54:58 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Sick
Sadistic
Sodomy
Sexy?[/glow]
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Post by Tystick357 on Aug 26, 2006 1:57:07 GMT -5
All of the above?
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Post by Mitch Armour on Aug 26, 2006 2:02:19 GMT -5
Mitch Armour: What next!? Are You guys gonna market a harnace and shackle system called the "Leonard Hauser Tied Down Rape Gym" next? For Crying out loud. My shirts and CHaos Crew merchandise sell more then Leonard Hauser rubs himself...and thats alot from what we've seen!
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Post by UsedToBeThatMizfitButIsNowTy on Aug 26, 2006 2:04:16 GMT -5
lol...
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Post by Tystick357 on Aug 26, 2006 2:04:59 GMT -5
Vinny Centrolli: Actually plans are to sign you Mitch for a promotional baby oil wrestling tour with Hauser!
Big money involved.
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Post by Mitch Armour on Aug 26, 2006 2:05:47 GMT -5
Mitch Armour: ::Laughs:: Dont hold your breath....maybe a energy drink or something, but ill pass on the baby oil spokesman offer! Plus theres no way ill ever be around Hauser with my back turned to him with his facination and guys butt's.
The first openly homosexual fighter who uses it as a fighting tool....He's the Mike Tyson of MMA.
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Post by Tystick357 on Aug 26, 2006 2:06:39 GMT -5
Vinny: Who doesn't want to wrestle with Hauser? If you don't know how to apply it correctly he can do it for you.
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Post by TKO on Aug 26, 2006 2:13:04 GMT -5
LOLZ
and I think the
"Hammerhead Palua Fathered my Children" shirts are still the top seller in Japan
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Post by Tystick357 on Aug 26, 2006 2:15:22 GMT -5
I could make that probably! ;D
not today though. I need to get some damn sleep soon.
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Post by Fallindown on Aug 26, 2006 10:21:40 GMT -5
[glow=red,10,300]NEW LEONARD HAUSER MERCHANDISE!!!!![/glow] You heard him talk. You heard him hump. NOW YOU CAN BUY HIS ACTION FIGURE!!!! [glow=red,2,300]Leonard Hauser Action Figure[/glow]  Just pull his cord to here all his action phrases: " My cock is really big. From tugging." " Wait. I'll give you my real action phrase when I'm done with my vagina pasta." " Hey kids. There's a tiny packet of crack in the battery case, JUST FOR YOU!!!" " You too can be as sexy as me when you try IMMAF Baby Oil!" " Mitch Armour is hot." " I went to the Ahkistbahns at Tobius' party. I asked them out and I don't remember much after that. I woke up in a dumpster." " Even my action figure can rape you! Seriously, pull down my pants and you can see a real human penis that I tapped to the plastic in between its legs. Doin't pay attention to the dried blood.' " Bwallla Bwallla wallagggfaafafagtttyuiikngpornbasdada!" AND MORE! If you aren't sure if the Leonard Hauser action figure is right for your child, just listen to these testiomonials we got from a parent focus group: His name might not be as dead sexy as mine, but he's got the mojo of a true champ. [glow=red,2,300]Shipwreck Carnival[/glow] Who the hell is Leonard Hauser? [glow=red,2,300]Fredrick Foswell[/glow] This is the absolute toy to get for any child! [glow=red,2,300]Leonard Hauser[/glow] [glow=red,300,300]THE LEONARD HAUSER ACTION FIGURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/glow] May cause cancer. |
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Post by Tystick357 on Aug 26, 2006 10:29:45 GMT -5
;D That part caught me off guard. Good stuff. Needless to say I won't be buying the doll. Any doll with a human penis is . . . just no. |
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Post by The Shreeve on Aug 26, 2006 13:42:37 GMT -5
This is Leonard Hauser's greatest fan  Not even Hauser would rape this guy. |
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