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Post by Fallindown on Sept 5, 2009 22:29:20 GMT -5
BULLSHIT
MAIN CARD
Jeremy Richardson vs. Paul Richardson Val Borinsky vs. Tats Yamamoto Ayumu Ochi vs. Robert Hamilton Yeetmon/Konichi vs. Solov/Krupcheck * Brandon Adamson vs. Manni LaMora
PRELIMS
Joyce Yeetmon vs. Masaru Konichi * Igor Solov vs. Mars Krupcheck * Marmaduke Hauser vs. Mark Javelin Alessio Guarino vs. Ryo Sakurai Troy Miller vs. Marlon Oliveira Keita Fujii vs. Bayan Bayar Jack Balboa vs. Baob Xishuned Will Newell vs. Eric Mann Leroy Hawkins vs. Joseph Brea Rafael Quinlan vs. Paxton Krupcheck Chad Stanley vs. Joey Diaz
AFTER THE MAIN EVENT
TL Love vs. Delta Jackson
* Kickboxing
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Post by Fallindown on Sept 5, 2009 22:32:23 GMT -5
[glow=orange,2,300]Monroe Klingerman:[/glow] I will accept requests in abundance. This is the Bullshit card, after all.
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Post by The Shreeve on Sept 5, 2009 23:14:55 GMT -5
Aldous Hauser: If Marmaduke Hauser defeats Mark Javelin on this card, I will personally invite him to join The Hedonistic Alliance in UGPF. That is no nonsense, lies, exaggeration, or as the profane title of this event is, "bullshit".
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Mars Krupcheck
Undercarder
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
Posts: 183
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Post by Mars Krupcheck on Sept 5, 2009 23:27:21 GMT -5
Mars Krupcheck: Four and one in my last five fights, last fight won by Triangle choke over a so called 'prospect' from the TIF house. Now I'm fighting Igor Solov, and after I beat the shit out of Solov, I'll go and beat the shit out of whoever wins out of Yeetmon and Konichi.
Paxton Krupcheck: Quinlan is a tough cat, I have to be careful or else I'm going to have a repeat of my last few fights.. Hopefully I can pull out the win.
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Post by Makosa on Sept 5, 2009 23:32:40 GMT -5
Is it possible for Ryo Sakurai to be added to this card? He's been out for a couple of weeks, now.
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Post by Fallindown on Sept 6, 2009 9:16:37 GMT -5
[glow=orange,2,300]Monroe Klingerman:[/glow] K.
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Post by Fallindown on Sept 6, 2009 9:22:34 GMT -5
Aldous Hauser: If Marmaduke Hauser defeats Mark Javelin on this card, I will personally invite him to join The Hedonistic Alliance in UGPF. That is no nonsense, lies, exaggeration, or as the profane title of this event is, "bullshit". Hauser nods while jamming a handful of human heart in his mouth.
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Post by The Shreeve on Sept 6, 2009 10:17:53 GMT -5
Aldous Hauser: I think you'll fit in just fine with the Papua New Guinea cannibals.
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kentaro
Reserve Match Fighter
Posts: 61
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Post by kentaro on Sept 6, 2009 15:26:10 GMT -5
Keita Fujii, Kentaro Kobayashi, and Eiji Otsuka are all willing and able!
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Post by Fallindown on Sept 6, 2009 16:02:12 GMT -5
Keita Fujii, Kentaro Kobayashi, and Eiji Otsuka are all willing and able! [glow=orange,2,300]Monroe Klingerman:[/glow] K.
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Ayumu
In Training
Submission Express
Posts: 46
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Post by Ayumu on Sept 7, 2009 19:57:32 GMT -5
Ayumu Ochi : I am very disappointed that I am not getting a title shot. I guess I'll just have to break something this time, to get the point across?
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Post by Fallindown on Sept 7, 2009 20:13:27 GMT -5
Ayumu Ochi : I am very disappointed that I am not getting a title shot. I guess I'll just have to break something this time, to get the point across? [glow=blue,2,300]Robert Hamilton:[/glow] Good luck with that one, pussy. After I get through with you, you won't be begging for a title shot anymore. You'll be begging for morphine in the infirmary. Hamilton starts throwing mad karate strikes in the air.
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robotron
In Training
The Next Sensation!
Posts: 35
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Post by robotron on Sept 9, 2009 18:21:28 GMT -5
Brandon Adamson: Manni, good luck to you. I look to continue to prove to management that I am the next big thing.
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Post by The Shreeve on Jul 4, 2010 23:19:44 GMT -5
Aldous Hauser: If Marmaduke Hauser defeats Mark Javelin on this card, I will personally invite him to join The Hedonistic Alliance in UGPF. That is no nonsense, lies, exaggeration, or as the profane title of this event is, "bullshit". Hauser nods while jamming a handful of human heart in his mouth. The time portal opens and a tall, lean muscle massed man with slicked back hair wearing a dark suit which has been slightly ruffled emerges. It is Aldous Hauser from 1995 who spots Marmaduke Hauser eating human heart and noticing his future self chatting then proceeding to walk away. Hauser is mildly disturbed by Marmaduke's cannibalistic nature but manages to keep his composure and gentlemanly poise. Aldous Hauser: Oh hello you must be the great Marmaduke Hauser. I am looking for a special kind of fighter who shows a certain lack of moral values and is not afraid to take an alternate route when it comes to his fighting career. I just happened to see you talking with my identical twin brother who gave you an offer to join his association. When I believe I have an even more appealing idea. See I happen to run a chemical plant in London England which specializes in the science of athletic performance. We are going to do an trial of experimental drugs which boost strength, cardio, suppress pain you name it. You just seem like such a perfect and willing specimen that it would be a shame if you didn't agree to my proposal, I mean with my help you could become a monster...literally, that is what family is for right? Aldous Hauser waits for a response from the monster
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