Post by Fallindown on Aug 21, 2009 20:09:39 GMT -5
Monroe Klingerman, Lord and Master of the WOTC
A true renaissance man, Mr. Klingerman serves as the president, matchmaker, and sole commentator of the WOTC. Once an international distributor of snuff films and hardcore pornography, Mr. Klingerman began his career as an MMA promoter by organizing caged fights between patients in mental hospitals. Klingerman filmed these fights and turned them into a popular video series, which soon caught the attention of IMMAF big-wigs. After Craigson Dowlling left the WOTC to run TIF, Mr. Klingerman was recommended for the open position by Costanzo Granitelli. Klingerman was subsequently contacted and appointed to the position of President of the WOTC.
Toon Stelling, Vice-President
Presumably a close friend of Mr. Klingerman, Toon Stelling is seldom seen in public. The exact nature of his job is unknown, although it is rumored that he can shapeshift into a demon.
Reginald Southland III, Field Reporter
Charming and charismatic, Southland's primary duties are giving after-fight interviews and backstage reports. He got his start making bum fight videos, and quickly garnered a reputation for being the most honest man in the business. Having no problems admitting that he was shamelessly exploiting human suffering, Southland became a popular guest for many daytime talk shows. He eventually became a national celebrity after a fist-fight that erupted between him and Dr. Phil made headlines all over the country. Mr. Klingerman gave him the position of Field Reporter in hopes of increasing black viewership.
Vince Clortho, Bodyguard to Mr. Klingerman
Besides being 6'11'' and holding national Finnish boxing and weightlifting championships, Clortho is a huge steroid proponent and has brass-knuckle implants in both hands.
Joe Murphy, Head of Security
The days when there were more fights in the stands than in the cage are over. Being the self-proclaimed judge and jury of WOTC Stadium, Murphy has absolutely no tolerance for anyone who fucks around on his watch. Letting off multiple tear-gas canisters in an unventilated area with lots of people around is just another day on the job for ol' Joe.
Being that Mr. Klingerman was too lazy to hire new officials, many members of the WOTC Staff are just leftovers from the old regime:
Officials
Shinichi Kobayashi- Main Events
Kenta Kato- Main Card bouts
Akinori Arai- Main Card/Prelim
Hong Su-Hi- Prelim
Ring Doctor
Non-existent
Ring Judges
Judge Sugiyama
Judge Hara
Judge Fujiwara