Post by Fallindown on Apr 21, 2009 18:59:23 GMT -5
Health Evaluation Results:
Urine tests conclusively prove that everyone has Syphillis.
Mith Armour's character is a hermaphrodite.
All the couch cushions in the house are caked with gummi-bears and Leonard Hauser's semen; the combination may cause cancer.
The nurse used the same needle and syringe for every fighters' blood test.
The team jersyes are made out of asbestos.
Delta Jackson's ghost may cause severe lay-and-pray wounds.
Dana White never left the bathroom.
Urine tests conclusively prove that everyone has Syphillis.
Mith Armour's character is a hermaphrodite.
All the couch cushions in the house are caked with gummi-bears and Leonard Hauser's semen; the combination may cause cancer.
The nurse used the same needle and syringe for every fighters' blood test.
The team jersyes are made out of asbestos.
Delta Jackson's ghost may cause severe lay-and-pray wounds.
Dana White never left the bathroom.