Colby Irvin, New Face of Underground Pitfighting

[Fallindown]

Rahway, NJ- They bite, they rip, they tear........ But this time, it's for a completely new purpose. Greg Frazier, president and CEO of UGPF International, is now using the money he earns from selling Pitfighting videos to fund the Anti-Hauser Allegience.

[glow=green,2,300]Greg Frazier:[/glow] It has to be done. Not only am I using a different format for my shows, but I'm also putting my profits into something worthwhile.

The first big star of this new era of Pitfighting warriors is Colby Irvin, current IMMAF lightweight fighter. Although his record in MMA has been less than spectacular, that didn't stop him from delivering a heinous beating to his two opponents in a Taco Bell lobby in central New Jersey. M.Bison, former Street-Fighter boss, was left with a concussion, broken nose, and broken collar-bone. Longtime Pitfighter Teila Ramirez literally had to be scraped off the floor. 12 million copies of this fight video were sold mere hours after the fight was recorded.

Greg Frazier isn't going to slow down. He's already recruiting new fighters for his next show, set to take place whenever he feels like it:

[glow=green,2,300]Greg Frazier:[/glow] Send me your down-trodden! Send me your weak! Guys like Tank Kaman, Stacey Keene, and Gorga Gonzalo........... I WANT YOU!

[Tystick357]

Stacey Keene: Hey man I'm making a come back, don't make me knock your ass out in a fight HERE and NOW to prove it biatch.

[Fallindown]

Frazier aims his saw-off shotgun right in Keene's face.

[glow=green,2,300]Greg Frazier:[/glow] Go ahead, take a swing at me, BITCH! I never get any fights, anyway......

[random]

Colby Irvin: I'm king of the world! And this king will fight anyone, anywhere.

[Tystick357]

Apr 3, 2009 21:25:55 GMT -5 Fallindown said:

Frazier aims his saw-off shotgun right in Keene's face.

[glow=green,2,300]Greg Frazier:[/glow] Go ahead, take a swing at me, BITCH! I never get any fights, anyway......

.........ROUND 1 STARTS.........
GREG FRAZIER FIRES A FRONT KICK TO THE BODY
...... MISSED BADLY.....
STACY KEENE FIRES A STRAIGHT CROSS TO THE BODY
...... GLANCING BLOW.......
GREG FRAZIER GRABS STACY KEENE IN A CLINCH......
GREG FRAZIER FIRES A BODY SHOT
...... STACY KEENE DUCKS...........
THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP.......
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THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP.......
STACY KEENE DRIVES GREG FRAZIER INTO THE CORNER!......
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THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP.......
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THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP.......
GREG FRAZIER DRIVES STACY KEENE INTO THE CORNER!......
STACY KEENE BREAKS FREE.....
STACY KEENE CATCHES GREG FRAZIER IN A NECK CRANK .........
CRIPPLING LOCK.......
GREG FRAZIER SLIPS FREE......
GREG FRAZIER FIRES A FOOTSTOMP
...... STACY KEENE CHECKS......
GREG FRAZIER FIRES A DOUBLE ONE-TWO PUNCH
...... STACY KEENE DUCKS...........
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GREG FRAZIER FIRES A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE LEG
...... STACY KEENE CHECKS......
STACY KEENE CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT GREG FRAZIER COUNTERS WITH A JAB
...... MISSED BADLY.......
STACY KEENE FIRES A HOOK TO THE BODY
...... GREG FRAZIER DUCKS...........
STACY KEENE FIRES A COMBINATION OF PUNCHES...
TREMENDOUS STRIKES!!......
GREG FRAZIER IS STUNNED !!!!......
GREG FRAZIER SHOOTS AND ATTEMPTS A SINGLE LEG TAKEDOWN
... STACY KEENE SPRAWLS AND
GREG FRAZIER IS ON ALL FOURS POSITION......
GREG FRAZIER PULLS GUARD!......
STACY KEENE IS IN GREG FRAZIER'S OPEN GUARD........
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GREG FRAZIER COUNTERS WITH A HEEL HOOK ...........
CRIPPLING LOCK.......
STACY KEENE SLIPS FREE......
STACY KEENE IS IN GREG FRAZIER'S OPEN GUARD........
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STACY KEENE WANTS NO PART OF GREG FRAZIER'S GUARD AND GETS UP.......
STACY KEENE LETS GREG FRAZIER GET UP......
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STACY KEENE CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT GREG FRAZIER COUNTERS WITH A JAB
...... STACY KEENE DEFLECTS THE STRIKE..........
STACY KEENE RETREATS......
STACY KEENE CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT GREG FRAZIER COUNTERS WITH A BODY SHOT
...... MISSED BADLY.......
STACY KEENE RETREATS......
GREG FRAZIER FIRES A FOOTSTOMP
...... MISSED BADLY.....
GREG FRAZIER FIRES A FLURRY OF HOOKS
...... SOLID SHOT!......
GREG FRAZIER FIRES A undefined
...... STACY KEENE DUCKS...........
STACY KEENE TAKES A QUICK BREATHER......
STACY KEENE FIRES A FLURRY OF SHOTS TO THE BODY
...... VICIOUS SHOT!!......
GREG FRAZIER IS STUNNED !!!!......
GREG FRAZIER CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT STACY KEENE THROWS A BARRAGE OF PUNCHES...
...... MISSED BADLY.......
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GREG FRAZIER FAKES A PUNCH......
STACY KEENE CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT GREG FRAZIER COUNTERS WITH A STRAIGHT CROSS
...... MISSED BADLY.......
STACY KEENE FIRES A HAYMAKER PUNCH
...... MISSED BADLY.......
GREG FRAZIER FIRES A HOOK KICK TO THE BODY
...... MISSED BADLY.....
STACY KEENE CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT GREG FRAZIER COUNTERS WITH A LOW ROUND KICK
...... STACY KEENE CHECKS......
STACY KEENE FIRES A FLURRY OF HOOKS
...... GREG FRAZIER DUCKS...........
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GREG FRAZIER FIRES A FLURRY OF HOOKS
...... MISSED BADLY.......
STACY KEENE CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT GREG FRAZIER COUNTERS WITH A JAB
...... MISSED BADLY.......
STACY KEENE FIRES A HAYMAKER PUNCH
...... SOLID SHOT!......
GREG FRAZIER SHOOTS AND ATTEMPTS A SINGLE LEG TAKEDOWN
... STACY KEENE SPRAWLS AND
GREG FRAZIER IS ON ALL FOURS POSITION......
GREG FRAZIER GOES FOR A SINGLE LEG AND TAKES STACY KEENE DOWN!......
GREG FRAZIER IS IN STACY KEENE'S OPEN GUARD........
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GREG FRAZIER IS IN STACY KEENE'S OPEN GUARD........
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GREG FRAZIER IS IN STACY KEENE'S OPEN GUARD........
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GREG FRAZIER IS IN STACY KEENE'S OPEN GUARD........
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GREG FRAZIER IS IN STACY KEENE'S OPEN GUARD........
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STACY KEENE THROWS A COUPLE OF SHORT PUNCHES FROM HIS GUARD.....
GREG FRAZIER IS IN STACY KEENE'S OPEN GUARD........
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STACY KEENE THROWS A COUPLE OF SHORT PUNCHES FROM HIS GUARD.....
GREG FRAZIER IS IN STACY KEENE'S OPEN GUARD........
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GREG FRAZIER POSITIONS HIMSELF FOR THE LOCK......
GREG FRAZIER LOCKS ON A TOE HOLD......
CRIPPLING LOCK.......
STACY KEENE REVERSES THE SUBMISSION!!!......
GREG FRAZIER SLIPS FREE......
GREG FRAZIER GAINS TOP POSITION!......
GREG FRAZIER IS IN STACY KEENE'S OPEN GUARD........
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GREG FRAZIER IS IN STACY KEENE'S OPEN GUARD........
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STACY KEENE STRUGGLES TO ESCAPE......
GREG FRAZIER IS IN STACY KEENE'S OPEN GUARD........
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STACY KEENE MANEUVERS HIS WAY OUT AND GETS TO HIS FEET!......
STACY KEENE CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT GREG FRAZIER COUNTERS WITH A STRAIGHT CROSS
...... MISSED BADLY.......
STACY KEENE FIRES A HOOK TO THE TEMPLE
...... CRUSHING SHOT!!!......
GREG FRAZIER IS STAGGERED!!!!.......
GREG FRAZIER DROPS TO HIS KNESS!......
STACY KEENE DRIVES GREG FRAZIER INTO THE CORNER!......
STACY KEENE CHASES GREG FRAZIER !!!
STACY KEENE FIRES A FLURRY OF PUNCHES...
...... MISSED BADLY.......
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STACY KEENE LOOKS CONFIDENT.......
GREG FRAZIER DRIVES STACY KEENE INTO THE CORNER!......
HE RUSHES AND SHOOTS FOR A SINGLE LEG TAKEDOWN
... STACY KEENE SPRAWLS AND
GREG FRAZIER IS ON ALL FOURS POSITION......
GREG FRAZIER PULLS GUARD!......
STACY KEENE IS IN GREG FRAZIER'S OPEN GUARD........
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STACY KEENE IS IN GREG FRAZIER'S OPEN GUARD........
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STACY KEENE FIRES A SERIES OF PUNCHES.....
GREG FRAZIER BLOCKS.....
STACY KEENE IS IN GREG FRAZIER'S OPEN GUARD........
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GREG FRAZIER TRIES TO COUNTER WITH A ARM BAR BUT STACY KEENE SLIPS FREE......
STACY KEENE IS IN GREG FRAZIER'S OPEN GUARD........
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STACY KEENE IS IN GREG FRAZIER'S OPEN GUARD........
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STACY KEENE WANTS NO PART OF GREG FRAZIER'S GUARD AND GETS UP.......
GREG FRAZIER SCOOTS TO GUARD......
STACY KEENE FIRES A FLYING FOOTSTOMP TO THE HEAD
...... MISSED BADLY.....
GREG FRAZIER IS IN GUARD POSITION......
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STACY KEENE LOOKS CONFIDENT.......
GREG FRAZIER IS IN GUARD POSITION......
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STACY KEENE LOOKS CONFIDENT.......
GREG FRAZIER IS IN GUARD POSITION......
STACY KEENE FIRES A AXE KICK
...... MISSED BADLY.....
GREG FRAZIER IS IN GUARD POSITION......
GREG FRAZIER FIRES A KNEE
......STACY KEENE SMILES AS if IT DIDNT HURT HIM!.......
GREG FRAZIER IS IN GUARD POSITION......
GREG FRAZIER FIRES A FRONT KICK TO THE BODY
...... GLANCING BLOW.......
GREG FRAZIER IS IN GUARD POSITION......
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STACY KEENE LOOKS CONFIDENT.......
GREG FRAZIER IS IN GUARD POSITION......
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STACY KEENE LOOKS CONFIDENT.......
GREG FRAZIER IS IN GUARD POSITION......
THE REFEREE ORDERS HIM UP......
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STACY KEENE LOOKS CONFIDENT.......
STACY KEENE CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT GREG FRAZIER COUNTERS WITH A LOW ROUND KICK
...... MISSED BADLY.....
STACY KEENE FIRES A BODY SHOT
...... MISSED BADLY.......
STACY KEENE CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT GREG FRAZIER COUNTERS WITH A BODY SHOT
...... MISSED BADLY.......
STACY KEENE FIRES A LOW KICK AND A STRAIGHT CROSS
...... GREG FRAZIER DUCKS...........
GREG FRAZIER FAKES A TAKEDOWN......
STACY KEENE CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT GREG FRAZIER COUNTERS WITH A STRAIGHT CROSS
...... MISSED BADLY.......
STACY KEENE FIRES A BODY SHOT
...... SOLID SHOT!......
STACY KEENE CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT GREG FRAZIER COUNTERS WITH A STRAIGHT CROSS
...... MISSED BADLY.......
STACY KEENE FIRES A DOUBLE SPINNING BACK FIST
...... CRUSHING SHOT!!!......
GREG FRAZIER IS STAGGERED!!!!.......
STACY KEENE DRIVES GREG FRAZIER INTO THE CORNER!......
STACY KEENE FIRES A FLURRY OF PUNCHES...
...... CRUSHING SHOTS!!!......
GREG FRAZIER IS STAGGERED!!!!.......
GREG FRAZIER IS IN TROUBLE!........THE REFEREE JUMPS IN AND STOPS THE FIGHT!!!
STACY KEENE WINS BY TKO / REFEREE STOPPAGE / SERIES OF PUNCHES AT THE TIME OF 6 : 1 OF ROUND 1 .
STATS FOR STACY KEENE
STRIKES SCORED: 10/21 (47%)
STRIKING AVERAGE DAMAGE: 30
TAKEDOWNS SCORED: 0/1 (0%)
TAKEDOWN AVERAGE DAMAGE: 0
GRAPPLING ATTACKS SCORED: 1/2 (50%)
GRAPPLING AVERAGE DAMAGE: 53
SUBMISSION ATTEMPTS: 1
STATS FOR GREG FRAZIER
STRIKES SCORED: 3/24 (12%)
STRIKING AVERAGE DAMAGE: 19
TAKEDOWNS SCORED: 1/3 (33%)
TAKEDOWN AVERAGE DAMAGE: 0
GRAPPLING ATTACKS SCORED: 2/3 (66%)
GRAPPLING AVERAGE DAMAGE: 71
SUBMISSION ATTEMPTS: 3

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