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Post by Fallindown on Apr 3, 2009 18:09:35 GMT -5
[glow=green,2,300]Greg Frazier:[/glow]
Are you a shitty fighter?
Are the only fights you get in the IFN or the WOTC prelims?
Would you rather masturbate or chug a brewskie than train?
Then here's your chance to get some real name recognition!
Sign up for an eight man, one night, anything goes tournament today! No questions asked.
Tournament of Champions
1. Colby Irvin 2. Gorga Gonzalo 3. Garrick Coleman 4. Vito Sagat
Undercard (Unlimited Sign-Up): 1. Teila Ramirez 2. Mike Tyler 3. Wayne Abousslemen 4. Tito Jackson 5. Tyler Territh
Winner gets a $20 cash prize!
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Post by random on Apr 3, 2009 18:11:11 GMT -5
Colby Irvin: My ability to take a beating will win me this tournament, a hamburger, and maybe a very cheap date. Sign me up!
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Post by Fallindown on Apr 3, 2009 18:22:14 GMT -5
[glow=green,2,300]Greg Frazier:[/glow] Is it Irvin..... Or Irving? It's ok if you don't want to use your real name.
Either way, I hope some other guys show up. If it's just the three of you guys, you're all gonna have to go at it at the same time.
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Post by random on Apr 3, 2009 18:25:48 GMT -5
Colby Irvin: A threesome you say? Sounds good to me. I also assure you that it's Irvin... the incompetent bookers seem to think I'm someone else.
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Post by random on Apr 3, 2009 18:31:54 GMT -5
Ryan Tom appears out of the darkness looking like he would like nothing better then to feast on the flesh of man. Making motions that could only mean 'sign me up' he walks next to the other combatants.
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Post by Fallindown on Apr 3, 2009 18:33:03 GMT -5
Colby Irvin: A threesome you say? Sounds good to me. I also assure you that it's Irvin... the incompetent bookers seem to think I'm someone else. [glow=green,2,300]Greg Frazier:[/glow] It's all good, it's all good. I'll give it another ten minutes before I have you shipped off to our undisclosed Pitfighting location. [glow=green,2,300]Greg Frazier:[/glow] Man, you look like you just got raped in the ass by Leonard Hauser. But sorry, no one with a decent record, please.
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Post by random on Apr 3, 2009 18:37:47 GMT -5
Ryan Tom grabs hold of Greg Frazier's left arm and tears it off before fleeing into the woods.
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Post by Fallindown on Apr 3, 2009 18:40:26 GMT -5
Frazier bleeds for a little bit before his arm grows back. He looks over at Irvin before whipping his pistol out and chasing Tom into the woods.
[glow=green,2,300]Greg Frazier:[/glow] Bitch, what is your malfunction?
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Post by Fallindown on Apr 3, 2009 18:45:48 GMT -5
Frazier comes back from out of the woods.
[glow=green,2,300]Greg Frazier:[/glow] Fuck that shit. Ok Irvin, hop in the van. It looks like it's just gonna be you three guys.
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Post by CurseD on Apr 3, 2009 19:22:48 GMT -5
Gorga Gonzalo: "I WANT TO EAT SOMEBODY!!! RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!"
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Post by Fallindown on Apr 3, 2009 20:35:02 GMT -5
It's 3:00 a.m. A black van drives up and parks outside of a Taco Bell in central New Jersey. Colby Irvin, Greg Frazier, and Thaddeus Kill step out to see Teila Ramirez and M.Bison warming up in the parking lot with their respective entourages. Ramirez is hitting some pads, but he cries and falls down every time the holder throws a fake hook to get him to duck.
[glow=green,2,300]Greg Frazier:[/glow] Ok, motherfuckas, I only managed to pluck one guy off the street. That means you're all gonna have to fight at once for the grand prize.
Both M.Bison and Teila Ramirez scoff at Irvin's diminutive frame.
[glow=brown,2,300]M.Bison:[/glow] Ok, then let's get this shit on!
[glow=green,2,300]Greg Frazier:[/glow] Oh, you guys ain't fightin' in the parkin' lot. You fightin' in THERE!
[glow=brown,2,300]M.Bison:[/glow] What, you mean the Taco Bell?
[glow=green,2,300]Greg Frazier:[/glow] Not the Taco Bell itself....... Just the tiny-ass entranceway IN the Taco Bell.
Everyone's jaw drops as Frazier jacks open the front door of the restaurant with a crow bar.
[glow=green,2,300]Greg Frazier:[/glow] Ok, get in.
All three of the fighters reluctantly shuffle into the cramp, 3-by-5 room. Teila Ramirez looks uncharacteristically calm as he slurps down his soda and flatulates uncontrollably. He takes up almost half of the room.
Frazier bolts the door shut and Thaddeus Kill shines a camera light through the window.
[glow=green,2,300]Greg Frazier:[/glow] Ok, guys, start sluggin' on my signal!
1, 2, . . . . . .
3!
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Teila Ramirez immediately wings his soda straight into M.Bison's face, which causes him to accidentally set off his hover boots and slam into the fluorescent lights in the ceiling. A shower of glass falls on everyone as Ramirez flails around in a fit of spastic fury.
[glow=green,2,300]Greg Frazier:[/glow] Ohhh yeah, this is good shit already!
Ducking under M.Bison's kicking legs, Irvin starts pumping jabs into Ramirez's jowls. Ramirez grabs onto Bison and tries to throw him at Irvin, but Bison turns off his hover boots and ends up sprawling on the floor. Irvin steps on Bison's throat and testicles while he rips into Ramirez's gut with furious uppercuts. Ramirez lets out a hellish scream of pain.
[glow=green,2,300]Greg Frazier:[/glow] Irvin is displaying the striking prowess that recently earned him his first win ever in MMA, a dramatic knockout over Koben Sensa. Ramriez's last fight, I believe, was a three vs. three match held from a suspended cage. He did a bit of damage to Menes Sumer before the cage collapsed, if I recall correctly.
Irvin buries his head deep into Ramriez's man-boobs and continues to strike his liver and stomach with uppercuts. Ramriez grabs Irvin's hair and starts spitting on him in a futile attempt to get him off. Irvin eventually slips on some blood coming out of M.Bison, which allows Ramriez to drag him to the floor with a headlock.
[glow=green,2,300]Greg Frazier:[/glow] Ramriez actually spent time working for Leonard Hauser as a secretary. As firmly committed as I am to killing that son of a bitch, I will not be prejudiced against anyone deserving of a PitFight.
Ramirez gets off a couple of slaps on Irvin and spits on him some more. M.Bison, however, manages to get to his feet and fire an electric charge straight at Ramriez, melting most of the fat off of his back. The muscles spasms Ramriez experiences give Irvin just enough room to escape the hold. Ducking behind the seizuring fat man, Irvin flings a piece of burning t-shirt into Bison's eyes before lunging at him with a leg sweep takedown. Bison fires uncontrollabley at the ceiling, blasting smoldering plaster all over the windows.
[glow=green,2,300]Greg Frazier:[/glow] Being that we're doing this in a very clandestine manner, I'm sure that we'll be exempt from having to pay any damages to Taco Bell.
Wedging Bison's head into the corner of the room, Irvin holds his electricity-blasting hands to the side and begins to headbutt his nose while he has mount. Bison gurgles as the cartilage in his nose shatters and blood drips into his throat. Becoming desperate, Bison activates his hover boots. Irvin is hurled off as Bison bounces all over the room and starts cracking windows. Managing to catch himself in midair, Bison aims himself straight at Irvin for a death blow.........
Frazier looks on silently.
....... Firing himself, Bison is deflected by Irvin as he ducks under the charge and drives Bison's head straight through the front window. Bison collapses limply with his neck resting on the glass, his collar-bone broken.
[glow=green,2,300]Greg Frazier:[/glow] Oh snap, I think we have a WINNAH!!!!!!
Colby Irvin kicks the rest off the window open and stands in the parking lot with his hands raised in victory. The camera light cuts off as everyone claps.
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Post by Tystick357 on Apr 3, 2009 21:05:34 GMT -5
Will Newell: Damn . . . I missed the signup? I WANT BAYAN BAYAR IN A FUCKING STREETFIGHT!
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Post by Tystick357 on Apr 3, 2009 21:09:51 GMT -5
BAYAN BAYAR HAS A BROKEN ANKLE FROM HIS LAST FIGHT......
.........ROUND 1 STARTS......... BAYAN BAYAR SHOOTS AND ATTEMPTS A SINGLE LEG TAKEDOWN ...... WILL NEWELL IS TUMBLED TO THE MAT!!........ BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR FIRES A SERIES OF PUNCHES..... WILL NEWELL BLOCKS..... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR FIRES A SERIES OF HEADBUTTS... A COUPLE GET THROUGH...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR FIRES A COMBINATION OF PUNCHES...... WILL NEWELL BLOCKS..... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR WORKS FOR POSITION...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR FIRES A COMBINATION OF PUNCHES...... WILL NEWELL BLOCKS..... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT....... ......... IT LOOKS LIKE BAYAN BAYAR IS STALLING...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR FIRES A SERIES OF DOWNWARD ELBOWS AGAINST THE NAPE!... A COUPLE GET THROUGH...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR WORKS FOR POSITION...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT....... ......... .......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR WORKS FOR POSITION...... ......... IT LOOKS LIKE BAYAN BAYAR IS STALLING...... ......... BAYAN BAYAR FIRES A SERIES OF PUNCHES..... WILL NEWELL BLOCKS..... ......... ......... BAYAN BAYAR FIRES A SERIES OF PUNCHES..... WILL NEWELL BLOCKS..... ......... ......... IT LOOKS LIKE BAYAN BAYAR IS STALLING...... ......... ......... .......... ......... BAYAN BAYAR GOES FOR A REAR NAKED CHOKE BUT WILL NEWELL SLIPS FREE...... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... BAYAN BAYAR FIRES A COMBINATION OF PUNCHES... A COUPLE GET THROUGH...... ......... BAYAN BAYAR FIRES A COMBINATION OF PUNCHES...... WILL NEWELL BLOCKS..... ......... ......... ......... BAYAN BAYAR WORKS FOR POSITION...... ......... BAYAN BAYAR GOES FOR A ARM BAR BUT WILL NEWELL SLIPS FREE...... ......... BAYAN BAYAR POSITIONS HIMSELF FOR THE LOCK...... BAYAN BAYAR LOCKS ON A REAR NAKED CHOKE...... CRIPPLING LOCK....... BAYAN BAYAR WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... WILL NEWELL SLIPS FREE...... WILL NEWELL GAINS TOP POSITION!...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL FIRES A SERIES OF HEADBUTTS... A COUPLE GET THROUGH...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... IT LOOKS LIKE WILL NEWELL IS STALLING...... BAYAN BAYAR SWITCHES TO RUBBER GUARD... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL FIRES A FLURRY OF PUNCHES... A COUPLE GET THROUGH...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR IS WORKING ON A SWEEP... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR IS HOLDING WILL NEWELL CLOSE TO HIM...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR SWEEPS WILL NEWELL!...... BAYAN BAYAR IS IN WILL NEWELL'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR IS IN WILL NEWELL'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR IS IN WILL NEWELL'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... .......... BAYAN BAYAR IS IN WILL NEWELL'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR WORKS FOR POSITION...... BAYAN BAYAR IS IN WILL NEWELL'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR IS IN WILL NEWELL'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR WORKS FOR POSITION...... BAYAN BAYAR IS IN WILL NEWELL'S HALF GUARD........ ......... .......... BAYAN BAYAR IS IN WILL NEWELL'S HALF GUARD........ ......... IT LOOKS LIKE BAYAN BAYAR IS STALLING...... BAYAN BAYAR IS IN WILL NEWELL'S HALF GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR IS IN WILL NEWELL'S HALF GUARD........ ......... IT LOOKS LIKE BAYAN BAYAR IS STALLING...... BAYAN BAYAR IS IN WILL NEWELL'S HALF GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL IS HOLDING BAYAN BAYAR WRISTS...... BAYAN BAYAR POSITIONS HIMSELF FOR THE LOCK...... BAYAN BAYAR LOCKS ON A TOE HOLD...... CRIPPLING LOCK....... WILL NEWELL SLIPS FREE...... WILL NEWELL GAINS TOP POSITION!...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR SWITCHES TO RUBBER GUARD... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL FIRES A FLURRY OF PUNCHES... A COUPLE GET THROUGH...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR IS WORKING ON A SWEEP... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL FOREARM PUNCHES THE MIDSECTION.... BAYAN BAYAR DODGES..... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL FIRES A FLURRY OF PUNCHES... A COUPLE GET THROUGH...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL FIRES A SERIES OF HEADBUTTS... A COUPLE GET THROUGH...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL FIRES A SERIES OF HEADBUTTS... A COUPLE GET THROUGH...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL FIRES A SERIES OF HEADBUTTS... A COUPLE GET THROUGH...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL FIRES A FLURRY OF PUNCHES... SOLID SHOTS!...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL FIRES A SERIES OF HEADBUTTS... SOLID SHOTS!...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR THROWS A COUPLE OF SHORT PUNCHES FROM HIS GUARD..... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR COUNTERS WITH A TRIANGLE CHOKE ........... CRIPPLING LOCK....... WILL NEWELL SLIPS FREE...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... ............ WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR THROWS A COUPLE OF SHORT PUNCHES FROM HIS GUARD..... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... ............ WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL FIRES A SERIES OF HEADBUTTS... A COUPLE GET THROUGH...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL FIRES A SERIES OF HEADBUTTS... A COUPLE GET THROUGH...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR SWEEPS WILL NEWELL!...... BAYAN BAYAR IS IN WILL NEWELL'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR WORKS FOR POSITION...... BAYAN BAYAR IS IN WILL NEWELL'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR WORKS FOR POSITION...... BAYAN BAYAR IS IN WILL NEWELL'S HALF GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR PASSES THE GUARD...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE SIDE MOUNT POSITION...... ......... BAYAN BAYAR WORKS FOR POSITION...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE SIDE MOUNT POSITION...... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE SIDE MOUNT POSITION...... ......... BAYAN BAYAR FIRES A SERIES OF PUNCHES..... WILL NEWELL BLOCKS..... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE SIDE MOUNT POSITION...... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE SIDE MOUNT POSITION...... ......... .......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE SIDE MOUNT POSITION...... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE SIDE MOUNT POSITION...... ......... WILL NEWELL IS HOLDING BAYAN BAYAR CLOSE TO HIM...... BAYAN BAYAR WORKS FOR POSITION...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... IT LOOKS LIKE BAYAN BAYAR IS STALLING...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR WORKS FOR POSITION...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR FIRES A SERIES OF HEADBUTTS... A COUPLE GET THROUGH...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR FIRES A COMBINATION OF PUNCHES...... WILL NEWELL BLOCKS..... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR FIRES A COMBINATION OF PUNCHES...... WILL NEWELL BLOCKS..... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR FIRES A SERIES OF HEADBUTTS... A COUPLE GET THROUGH...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR FIRES A COMBINATION OF PUNCHES...... WILL NEWELL BLOCKS..... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... WILL NEWELL IS HOLDING BAYAN BAYAR CLOSE TO HIM...... BAYAN BAYAR FIRES A COMBINATION OF PUNCHES...... WILL NEWELL BLOCKS..... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR GOES FOR A REVERSE TRIANGLE CHOKE BUT WILL NEWELL SLIPS FREE...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR FIRES A SERIES OF HEADBUTTS... A COUPLE GET THROUGH...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR FIRES A COMBINATION OF PUNCHES...... WILL NEWELL BLOCKS..... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR GOES FOR A TRIANGLE CHOKE BUT WILL NEWELL SLIPS FREE...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... IT LOOKS LIKE BAYAN BAYAR IS STALLING...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR WORKS FOR POSITION...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR WORKS FOR POSITION...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR WORKS FOR POSITION...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT WITH ONE HOOK IN....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR IS TRYING TO SINK THE OTHER HOOK IN...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT WITH ONE HOOK IN....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR IS TRYING TO SINK THE OTHER HOOK IN...... WILL NEWELL DEFENDS...... .......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT WITH ONE HOOK IN....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR POSITIONS HIMSELF FOR THE LOCK...... BAYAN BAYAR LOCKS ON A REAR NAKED CHOKE...... PUNISHING LOCK....... BAYAN BAYAR WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... WILL NEWELL SLIPS FREE...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT WITH ONE HOOK IN....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT WITH ONE HOOK IN....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR IS TRYING TO SINK THE OTHER HOOK IN...... BAYAN BAYAR WORKS FOR POSITION...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT WITH BOTH HOOKS IN....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR GOES FOR A REAR NAKED CHOKE BUT WILL NEWELL SLIPS FREE...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT WITH BOTH HOOKS IN....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR POSITIONS HIMSELF FOR THE LOCK...... BAYAN BAYAR LOCKS ON A ANACONDA CHOKE...... CRIPPLING LOCK....... WILL NEWELL SLIPS FREE...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT WITH BOTH HOOKS IN....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT WITH BOTH HOOKS IN....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR WANTS A SUBMISSION BEFORE THE ROUND ENDS...... BAYAN BAYAR GOES FOR A ANACONDA CHOKE BUT WILL NEWELL SLIPS FREE...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT WITH BOTH HOOKS IN....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT WITH BOTH HOOKS IN....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR WANTS A SUBMISSION BEFORE THE ROUND ENDS...... BAYAN BAYAR POSITIONS HIMSELF FOR THE LOCK...... BAYAN BAYAR LOCKS ON A TRIANGLE CHOKE...... PUNISHING LOCK....... WILL NEWELL SLIPS FREE...... WILL NEWELL GAINS TOP POSITION!...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL FIRES A FLURRY OF PUNCHES... SOLID SHOTS!...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL FIRES A FLURRY OF PUNCHES... A COUPLE GET THROUGH...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR SWITCHES TO RUBBER GUARD... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL FIRES A SERIES OF HEADBUTTS... A COUPLE GET THROUGH...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... ............ WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... ............ GREG FRAZIER SEPARATES THE FIGHTERS....... THEY SHOVE HIM AWAY AND GO AT IT AGAIN!!! ..................................................... .........ROUND 2 STARTS......... WILL NEWELL GRABS BAYAN BAYAR IN A CLINCH...... WILL NEWELL FIRES A SHORT UPPERCUT ...... VICIOUS SHOT!!...... BAYAN BAYAR IS STUNNED !!!!...... THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP....... WILL NEWELL MAINTAINS THE CLINCH...... WILL NEWELL FIRES A BODY SHOT ...... SOLID SHOT!...... THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP....... BAYAN BAYAR GOES FOR A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN ... WILL NEWELL ESCAPES ....................... WILL NEWELL IS BREATHING HEAVILY...... ....................... WILL NEWELL IS BREATHING HEAVILY...... THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP....... WILL NEWELL MAINTAINS THE CLINCH...... WILL NEWELL FIRES A BODY SHOT ...... GLANCING BLOW....... THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP....... WILL NEWELL MAINTAINS THE CLINCH...... WILL NEWELL GOES FOR A LEG SWEEP TAKEDOWN ...... BAYAN BAYAR IS TUMBLED TO THE MAT!!........ WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL FIRES A FLURRY OF PUNCHES... SOLID SHOTS!...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR TRIES TO COUNTER WITH A STRAIGHT ARM BAR BUT WILL NEWELL SLIPS FREE...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL FIRES A FLURRY OF PUNCHES... SOLID SHOTS!...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR TRIES TO COUNTER WITH A TRIANGLE CHOKE BUT WILL NEWELL SLIPS FREE...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR SWITCHES TO RUBBER GUARD. HE IS LIKELY TO GO FOR SUBS, SWEEPS AND LOTS OF AGRESSIVE STUFF FROM THE BOTTOM... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR IS WORKING ON A SWEEP... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR SWEEPS WILL NEWELL!...... BAYAN BAYAR IS IN WILL NEWELL'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR WORKS FOR POSITION...... BAYAN BAYAR IS IN WILL NEWELL'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL THROWS A COUPLE OF SHORT PUNCHES FROM HIS GUARD..... BAYAN BAYAR IS IN WILL NEWELL'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR FIRES A SERIES OF HEADBUTTS... A COUPLE GET THROUGH...... BAYAN BAYAR IS IN WILL NEWELL'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR WORKS FOR POSITION...... BAYAN BAYAR IS IN WILL NEWELL'S HALF GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR PASSES THE GUARD...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE SIDE MOUNT POSITION...... ......... BAYAN BAYAR WORKS FOR POSITION...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE SIDE MOUNT POSITION...... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE SIDE MOUNT POSITION...... ......... .......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE SIDE MOUNT POSITION...... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE SIDE MOUNT POSITION...... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE SIDE MOUNT POSITION...... ......... BAYAN BAYAR WORKS FOR POSITION...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR FIRES A COMBINATION OF PUNCHES...... WILL NEWELL BLOCKS..... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR WORKS FOR POSITION...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR POSITIONS HIMSELF FOR THE LOCK...... BAYAN BAYAR LOCKS ON A RAPE CHOKE...... CRIPPLING LOCK....... BAYAN BAYAR WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... BAYAN BAYAR WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... BAYAN BAYAR WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... BAYAN BAYAR WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... BAYAN BAYAR WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... WILL NEWELL SLIPS FREE...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR FIRES A SERIES OF HEADBUTTS... A COUPLE GET THROUGH...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE MOUNT POSITION....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR POSITIONS HIMSELF FOR THE LOCK...... BAYAN BAYAR LOCKS ON A ARM BAR...... CRIPPLING LOCK....... WILL NEWELL SLIPS FREE...... WILL NEWELL GAINS TOP POSITION!...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR SWITCHES TO RUBBER GUARD... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR TRIES TO COUNTER WITH A HEEL HOOK BUT WILL NEWELL SLIPS FREE...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... ............ WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL FIRES A SERIES OF DOWNWARD ELBOWS!... A COUPLE GET THROUGH...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR SWEEPS WILL NEWELL!...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR POSITIONS HIMSELF FOR THE LOCK...... BAYAN BAYAR LOCKS ON A REAR NAKED CHOKE...... CRIPPLING LOCK....... BAYAN BAYAR WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... WILL NEWELL REFUSES TO GIVE UP...... BAYAN BAYAR WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... BAYAN BAYAR WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... BAYAN BAYAR WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... BAYAN BAYAR WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... BAYAN BAYAR WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... WILL NEWELL SLIPS FREE...... WILL NEWELL GAINS TOP POSITION!...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL IS OUT OF GAS...... WILL NEWELL GASPS FOR BREATH...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL FIRES A SERIES OF HEADBUTTS... A COUPLE GET THROUGH...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... ............ WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL FIRES A SERIES OF HEADBUTTS... A COUPLE GET THROUGH...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL FIRES A SERIES OF DOWNWARD ELBOWS!... A COUPLE GET THROUGH...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR SWITCHES TO RUBBER GUARD. HE IS LIKELY TO GO FOR SUBS, SWEEPS AND LOTS OF AGRESSIVE STUFF FROM THE BOTTOM... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... WILL NEWELL FIRES A SERIES OF PUNCHES..... BAYAN BAYAR BLOCKS..... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR TRIES TO COUNTER WITH A TOE HOLD BUT WILL NEWELL SLIPS FREE...... WILL NEWELL IS IN BAYAN BAYAR'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... BAYAN BAYAR SWEEPS WILL NEWELL!...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT....... ......... ............ BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR FIRES A SERIES OF DOWNWARD ELBOWS AGAINST THE NAPE!... A COUPLE GET THROUGH...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR WORKS FOR POSITION...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT WITH ONE HOOK IN....... ......... ............ BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT WITH ONE HOOK IN....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR FIRES A COMBINATION OF PUNCHES... A COUPLE GET THROUGH...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT WITH ONE HOOK IN....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR POSITIONS HIMSELF FOR THE LOCK...... BAYAN BAYAR LOCKS ON A ANACONDA CHOKE...... ......WILL NEWELL IS BARELY AFFECTED....... WILL NEWELL REFUSES TO GIVE UP...... WILL NEWELL REFUSES TO GIVE UP...... BAYAN BAYAR WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... BAYAN BAYAR WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... BAYAN BAYAR WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... WILL NEWELL HAS A BRUISED NECK...... BAYAN BAYAR WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... BAYAN BAYAR WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... BAYAN BAYAR WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... BAYAN BAYAR WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... BAYAN BAYAR WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... BAYAN BAYAR WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... BAYAN BAYAR WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... BAYAN BAYAR WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... BAYAN BAYAR WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... WILL NEWELL SLIPS FREE...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT WITH ONE HOOK IN....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR IS TRYING TO SINK THE OTHER HOOK IN...... BAYAN BAYAR WORKS FOR POSITION...... BAYAN BAYAR HAS THE REAR MOUNT WITH BOTH HOOKS IN....... ......... BAYAN BAYAR POSITIONS HIMSELF FOR THE LOCK...... BAYAN BAYAR LOCKS ON A REAR NAKED CHOKE...... CRIPPLING LOCK....... WILL NEWELL MAKES A FINAL EFFORT TO ESCAPE THEN TAPS OUT!!!! BAYAN BAYAR HOLDS ON TO THE CHOKE . . . FAR TOO LONG!!! WILL NEWELL MIGHT BE DEAD BAYAN BAYAR WINS BY SUB / CHOKE / REAR NAKED CHOKE AT THE TIME OF 15 : 37 OF STREETFIGHT
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Post by Fallindown on Apr 3, 2009 21:17:38 GMT -5
[glow=green,2,300]Greg Frazier:[/glow] If he ain't dead now, then he might be soon, cuz I'm shanghai'n his ass for Pitfighting!
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Post by random on Apr 3, 2009 22:11:08 GMT -5
Colby Irvin: Do you think they'll let me buy a taco?
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