Something in The Water.

[Mars Krupcheck]

MMAInsider reports, there must be something in the water. We have yet another shocking retirement of a fighter whom has had a short, yet successful career. Mars Krupcheck, has recently been informed by his physician that he may no longer fight, and the medical report sent to the Athletic Commision; has prevented them from granting Mars a liscense to compete; Krupcheck explains what happens.

Mars Krupcheck: "From what my physician told me, from one of the knee's I ate during my fight with Joyce Yeetmon, apparently it damaged a nerve in my left eye, and if I take one more big shot, he said I will most definitely go blind. I'm extremely pissed off, but I guess I'll just have to become a coach for the Chaos Crew."

As the interveiw ended, Mars shook his head and walked away solemnly. After only thirteen fights, being forced to retire, it takes a toll on a man, especially one who has nothing else. We wish him luck in his future endeavors.

[Stern]

Wow, this is definitely shocking. Sad to hear about this, but I think Mars had a great career. Good luck Paxton!

[Mars Krupcheck]

Mars Krupcheck: Yeah, I'm pretty happy with what I did accomplish, I beat some big name guys, I was the #1 Welterweight in January, and I was the champ ... But I lost it my first defense, which was ultimately my downfall. But fuck it, I'll just move on ... I'll teach Thai Boxing or something at the gym ...

Paxton Krupcheck: Man this sucks, Mars was doing great, and now everything is becoming one big clusterfuck. I guess I'll just have to keep fighting my own ass off ...

[Mars Krupcheck]

THE BEGINNING:

MARS KRUPCHECK LOOKS CONFIDENT.......
TIMOTHY HAUER LOOKS HURT......
THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP.......
MARS KRUPCHECK HOLDS THE CLINCH......
MARS KRUPCHECK FIRES A KNEE THRUST TO THE HEAD
...... CRUSHING SHOT!!!......
TIMOTHY HAUER IS STAGGERED!!!!.......
THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP.......
MARS KRUPCHECK DRIVES TIMOTHY HAUER INTO THE CORNER!......
MARS KRUPCHECK HOLDS THE CLINCH......
MARS KRUPCHECK FIRES A KNEE THRUST TO THE HEAD
...... CRUSHING SHOT!!!......
TIMOTHY HAUER IS STAGGERED!!!!.......
TIMOTHY HAUER DROPS TO THE CANVAS...KO!!!!

THE DEVASTATION:

VERNON TILDEN GOES FOR A SINGLE LEG TAKEDOWN
...
MARS KRUPCHECK MISSES BADLY WITH A GUILLOTINE CHOKE......
THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP.......
MARS KRUPCHECK HOLDS THE CLINCH......
MARS KRUPCHECK FIRES A KNEE THRUST TO THE HEAD
...... CRUSHING SHOT!!!......
VERNON TILDEN IS STAGGERED!!!!.......
VERNON TILDEN IS KNOCKED DOWN!!!......
MARS KRUPCHECK FOLLOWS HIM TO THE GROUND!.......
MARS KRUPCHECK IS IN VERNON TILDEN'S OPEN GUARD........
.........
MARS KRUPCHECK FIRES A SERIES OF HEADBUTTS...
A COUPLE GET THROUGH......
VERNON TILDEN IS IN TROUBLE!........THE REFEREE JUMPS IN AND STOPS THE FIGHT!!!

OTTAVIO CARMINE LOOKS HESITANT.......
MARS KRUPCHECK LOOKS CONFIDENT.......
OTTAVIO CARMINE LOOKS HURT......
MARS KRUPCHECK GRABS OTTAVIO CARMINE IN A CLINCH......
MARS KRUPCHECK GOES FOR A SLAM
...... OTTAVIO CARMINE IS SLAMMED HEAD-FIRST TO THE MAT!!........
OTTAVIO CARMINE IS STAGGERED!!!!.......
OTTAVIO CARMINE CRUMPLES TO THE GROUND, MARS KRUPCHECK MOUNTS AND FINISHES HIM WITH A FLURRY OF STRIKES...... TKO!!!!!

MARS KRUPCHECK GRABS REGGIE JOHNSON IN A CLINCH......
MARS KRUPCHECK FIRES A KNEE THRUST TO THE HEAD
...... CRUSHING SHOT!!!......
REGGIE JOHNSON IS STAGGERED!!!!.......
THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP.......
MARS KRUPCHECK HOLDS THE CLINCH......
MARS KRUPCHECK FIRES A KNEE THRUST TO THE HEAD
...... CRUSHING SHOT!!!......
REGGIE JOHNSON IS STAGGERED!!!!.......
REGGIE JOHNSON DROPS TO THE CANVAS...KO!!!!


FRANK JOHNSON POSITIONS HIMSELF FOR THE LOCK......
FRANK JOHNSON LOCKS ON A KEY LOCK......
CRIPPLING LOCK.......
MARS KRUPCHECK SLIPS FREE......
FRANK JOHNSON HAS THE MOUNT POSITION.......
.........
MARS KRUPCHECK COUNTERS WITH A GUILOTINE CHOKE ...........
CRIPPLING LOCK.......
MARS KRUPCHECK SECURES THE CHOKE AND FRANK JOHNSON TAPS OUT ...... GREAT GUILOTINE CHOKE BY MARS KRUPCHECK!!!


MICHAEL CONNER CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT MARS KRUPCHECK COUNTERS WITH A LOW FRONT KICK
...... MISSED BADLY.....
MICHAEL CONNER RETREATS......
MICHAEL CONNER GRABS MARS KRUPCHECK IN A CLINCH......
MICHAEL CONNER GOES FOR A HEADLOCK TAKEDOWN
...... MARS KRUPCHECK IS TUMBLED TO THE MAT!!........
MICHAEL CONNER IS IN MARS KRUPCHECK' S HALF GUARD......
.........
.........
MARS KRUPCHECK COUNTERS WITH A GUILOTINE CHOKE ...........
TIGHT LOCK.......
MARS KRUPCHECK WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!......
MARS KRUPCHECK WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!......
MICHAEL CONNER HAS BEEN CHOKED OUT COLD!!!!

THE BECOMING OF A CHAMPION:

REGGIE JOHNSON IS IN MARS KRUPCHECK'S OPEN GUARD........
.........
MARS KRUPCHECK COUNTERS WITH A GUILOTINE CHOKE ...........
CRIPPLING LOCK.......
MARS KRUPCHECK WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!......
REGGIE JOHNSON SLIPS FREE......
REGGIE JOHNSON IS IN MARS KRUPCHECK'S OPEN GUARD........
.........
MARS KRUPCHECK COUNTERS WITH A ANKLE LOCK ...........
PUNISHING LOCK.......
REGGIE JOHNSON FIRES A FLURRY OF PUNCHES...
TREMENDOUS STRIKES!!......
MARS KRUPCHECK IS STUNNED!!!!......
MARS KRUPCHECK WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!......
MARS KRUPCHECK SECURES THE LOCK AND REGGIE JOHNSON TAPS OUT ..... GREAT ANKLE LOCK FROM THE GUARD BY MARS KRUPCHECK!!!!

THE END OF AN ERA:

JOYCE YEETMON DRIVES MARS KRUPCHECK INTO THE CORNER!......
JOYCE YEETMON CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT MARS KRUPCHECK COUNTERS WITH A LOW FRONT KICK
...... MISSED BADLY.....
JOYCE YEETMON FIRES A FLYING KNEE TO THE HEAD
...... CRUSHING SHOT!!!......
MARS KRUPCHECK IS STAGGERED!!!!.......

JOYCE YEETMON FIRES A FLYING ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD
...... VICIOUS SHOT!!......
MARS KRUPCHECK IS STAGGERED!!!!.......
MARS KRUPCHECK IS KNOCKED DOWN!!!......
JOYCE YEETMON FOLLOWS HIM TO THE GROUND!.......
JOYCE YEETMON IS IN MARS KRUPCHECK'S OPEN GUARD........
.........
JOYCE YEETMON FIRES A SERIES OF PUNCHES...
SOLID SHOTS!......

..........
JOYCE YEETMON IS IN MARS KRUPCHECK'S RUBBER GUARD........
.........
JOYCE YEETMON PASSES THE GUARD......
JOYCE YEETMON HAS THE SIDE MOUNT POSITION......
.........
JOYCE YEETMON POSITIONS HIMSELF FOR THE LOCK......
JOYCE YEETMON LOCKS ON A HEEL HOOK......
TIGHT LOCK.......
MARS KRUPCHECK TAPS OUT... THIS FIGHT IS OVER!!!!

MARS KRUPCHECK. FIGHTER. CHAMPION. FRIEND.

[Fallindown]

[glow=orange,2,300]Joyce Yeetmon:[/glow] Ha!

[Fallindown]

MMAInsider reports, there must be something in the water.

By the way, it's just a Baby Ruth.

[Mars Krupcheck]

Mar 1, 2009 23:17:15 GMT -5 Fallindown said:

MMAInsider reports, there must be something in the water.

By the way, it's just a Baby Ruth.

That made me chuckle.

[CurseD]

Craigson Dowlling: "On behalf of WotC, I would like to thank Mars Krupcheck for what he brought to this sport. He was not only a champion, but he was a fierce competitor. He will be truly missed inside the cage. We wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors."

[DY no MITE]

"Unbreakable" Paul Somers: "I told you not to take Yeetmon lightly..."

[random]

Ike Burns: You're pathetic.

[Mars Krupcheck]

Mar 2, 2009 17:36:00 GMT -5 @random said:

Ike Burns: You're pathetic.

Mars Krupcheck: You're a bitch. I have no choice in the matter. If I keep fighting, I'll go blind. So bite a dick, you punch-drunk goofy bastard.

[Mars Krupcheck]

Mar 2, 2009 1:12:28 GMT -5 DY no MITE said:

"Unbreakable" Paul Somers: "I told you not to take Yeetmon lightly..."

Mars Krupcheck: Actually, as I stated before. I took him lightly in the beginning, however after I watched tape on him, I was excited for the fight.

[Mitch Armour]

Mitch Armour: WOW mars this is a stunner because if it werent for your injury, i was almost SURE youd come back and retake the WOTC WW title,brother!

But on to your future...id be HONORED if you would take a coaching job at CAOS CREW,not only that but id also like to put you on the CC Executive Committee, kind of like the "Senate" for the chaos crews Co-CEO's...Myself and my new Partner in running Chaos Crew Inc. , the GREAT Keith Stern! EVEN GREATER THINGS are to come Mars and Id love it if you stayed involved ,even if you cant fight,we definatly have use for you.

You can teach our young guys so much and your a loyal chaos crewer. I hope you take the job offer brother , as we build a GOOD front office staff to evolve CHAOS CREW and make sure it stays number 1 through the generational changes in this sport. Thank you for your time.

[Mars Krupcheck]

Mars Krupcheck: I accept, no questions asked. It'd be an honour for me to be on the Chaos Crew Executive Committee, I'm still young yet, and I'll do my best to guide our other young fighters towards the right path.

[Mars Krupcheck]

MMAInsider reports, on a shocking development, retired former Welterweight Champion, Mars Krupcheck (9-4), of the Chaos Crew, is said to have had a serious surgery, and has been at his home recovering. Sources say this may lead to a possible return, to once more wreak havoc on the welterweight division. We'll keep you updated, as it all unfolds.