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Post by random on Feb 10, 2009 11:19:55 GMT -5
Entry #001
By Matt Keif
The move to the secret training facility has gone well, even our guide had trouble finding the location so that must mean an average person couldn't stumble upon it. The continued snow fall made for some interesting times. But anytime you see a "viking" get covered in snow is a good day in my books.
It may have been a mistake to bring Rheed along with me on this quest, I fear he is not up to the task at hand. All those years in that box seem to had an adverse effect which make me fear for his sanity... what is left of it. Trapped with him in this frozen fortress may be more challenging then anything I had to overcome in my previous life.
Now, on to the WotC OWGP. The Keifster has advanced! That's right I smacked around a middle weight until the lights went out and he feel to the canvas. I hope to continue on with my winning ways and win the GP. It's been so long since I've had such a meaningful win, to win the OWGP would bring my name back to glory...
Until next time.
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Post by random on Feb 11, 2009 1:51:08 GMT -5
Entry #002
By Matt Keif
A new member to the team has been brought in. Kyle "Paul Somers" Ross... don't ask me why that's the nickname he picked. He looks to be an aggressive submission fighter but then again I'm not known for my scouting ability so I recruited him just because he's aggressive. It should help me and Rheed out in the long run.
Speaking of Rheed, that damn little viking wannabe has started to trash our great little setup. He just runs into all the training equipment (a sofa and my desk) while wearing a really idiotic looking helmet with horns. It may have been a mistake to bring him in, but in the battle against Red Hunt I'll need all the help I can get.
I don't think I should have included that last part...
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Post by Mitch Armour on Feb 11, 2009 18:47:58 GMT -5
Frankie Montana sent a note in repliance to this newsletter by Matt Kief.
TO : Matt Kieff
FROM: Frankie Montana
Hey Matt. I dont know if you feel your entitled to fight red hunt next or not, you havnt been booked yet....and im hoping that I GET the next fight with red hunt, because even though i am coming of a loss to THE BEST HW possibly in IMMAF history, time will tell; I almost had him with my standing strikes,namelyu my punching, a few more big punches at the near end of the 1st.... WHO KNOWS what might have happened, but mike did good in survivng my storm and in the 2nd round getting it to his advantage over me, on the ground via submission after knocking me down ina great TRADE back and forth of huge punches and finishing the fight. Kudos to him.
However that doesnt take away the fact that I AM STILL one of the top heavyweights in the HW division, ive beaten a legend in gary ahkistibahn and Ryan WOO back to back,whomever my next HIGH PROFILE opponent is, I WILL BEAT THEM to ,to add to my resume and what a better win to add to my resume then against Red Hunt.
I am calling you out Red, because I RESPECT YOU and feel your one of the best HWs in the IMMAF and i dont want to fight 'Gimme fights" to just get wins, I want to fight the very best to PROVE I am what I say I am...and to prove I AM STILL in the top 5,idealogically ,in the IMMAF HWs,even after my loss to mike havok, so my next fight I WILL BE DETERMINED to win AT ALL COSTS to make sure I got on my path to where i want to go and the next high profile fight i want is vs Red Hunt because I truly feel I can defeat him and add him to the list of high profile guys ive knocked off like ryan woo and the legandary gary ahkistibahn.
-Sincerely,
Frankie Montana
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Post by random on Feb 12, 2009 0:06:10 GMT -5
Entry #002.b
By Matt Keif
Get the hell out of my journal you little worm.
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Post by random on Feb 12, 2009 12:54:20 GMT -5
Bulletin
posted by: Matt Keif
The Closet is now recruiting. Our facility will offering you nothing in the way of training but if you're a good enough fighter you really wont need high tech equipment to train. You just need your mind and if you can't train with that then you're beyond hope.
So if you think you've got what it takes to train, eat, and sleep in a frozen cave then send me a message and we'll get to talking.
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Post by random on Feb 14, 2009 23:52:49 GMT -5
Entry #003
By Matt Keif
Preparing for my fight with Ryan Tom is going well. In the morning I play chess, this is to show me how to counter his lay and pray. It seems to work because Rheed has been unable to get me in his "Viking Lock" which involves having my feet tied around my throat and maniacal laughter. In the afternoon I do what some would call a power nap but it involves much more then sleeping.
You see I have to fight my demons in their realm and it's no easy task. If I can overcome my short comings as a father in my mind then there's nothing Tom can do to me in the cage come fight night. In the evening my training concludes with me eating a pint of ice cream and clutching my head because of the brain freeze.
As you can see I have really been working my butt off for this fight and when all is said and done Ryan Tom will have his hand raised.
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Post by random on Feb 15, 2009 0:09:37 GMT -5
Entry #004
By Matt Keif
A Challenge to Mitch Armour
He's a legend for all the right reasons and I'm a cult legend for all the wrong reasons. With his career coming to an end I think it's only fair to the fans of the IMMAF that he and I do open weight battle under Vale Tudo rules! What do you say Mitch?
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Post by Mitch Armour on Feb 15, 2009 4:15:01 GMT -5
Mitch Armour: If the scheduling fits, for sure, but i have ALOT of people challenging me and i have to choose my challenges and theres much bigger name fights being offered right now , so we will see , id love to fight everyone, but I cant. We will see if we can fit it in my schedule during my title reign IF i beat mirkoski and retain the belt ,that is. Because after i lose the title im only gonna fight a FEW More fights , as a retirement tour, then ill probably fight my buddy paul somers in my RETIREMENT Fight ,but that could be a ways off , im still WW champion and im still ontop of the IMMAF WW Division.
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Post by Tystick357 on Feb 15, 2009 22:40:56 GMT -5
Secret Entry: Sean Tovin
Fucking IMMAF hasn't called me back to fight for a while. Originally they called me up, hey midget, want to make a quick $20? From how they described it the "fight" would be pro wrestling. Next thing you know I was fighting a top HW contender in a vale tudo match and got my fucking eye socket broken, blood everywhere! But I'm a tough sonuvabitch and I live on.
I'm dying for a fight with Eric Mann.
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Post by random on Feb 19, 2009 12:13:13 GMT -5
Entry #005
By Matt Keif
Tom is cured, my mission accomplished. I'd be saying this if I had managed to fully cure Ryan Tom. As it stands I've only managed to stop his skin problem but for a guy who talks very little the craziness may not show. I knew I'd have to get beaten in order to administer the "antidote" so I let him get it over with quickly.
It has occurred to me that Hunt may be following this blog as it's open to all but I doubt he'd believe anything written here. I am after all, Matt Keif. A notorious fraud in the fight game. So we'll continue on believing that all our plans are a secret.
Rheed has been running Eduardo in circles. I think he has him convinced he is a bull personally. They continue to fight with the occasional girl like screams of Tavares piercing the cave. I'd like to believe Rheed is helping Eduardo prepare for his fight in the WotC OWGP... but that really is doubtful because Eduardo must be defeated to allow Tom to continue on.
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Post by random on Mar 30, 2009 13:01:30 GMT -5
Entry #006
By Matt Keif
I'm having seconds thoughts about that antidote I gave Ryan Tom. He keeps biting people and from what my sources are telling me is imitating a zombie at any given time. So I've either cured him of whatever Red Hunt had him infected with or I've created a new problem that will threaten the WotC and its heavyweight fighters.
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Post by random on Apr 1, 2009 0:18:37 GMT -5
Entry #007
By Matt Keif
I've unlocked the secrets of the anti-aging liquid I fell into during my travels! It's being moved to my base of operation as I type. I've had to tell my 'crew' that it is a special sort of shampoo so they won't go near it... Rheed however is asking questions. I'll need to set him straight, I need him in this fight.
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Post by random on Jun 6, 2009 16:24:00 GMT -5
Entry #008
By A Pissed Off Keifster
That little bastard! The damn little Viking bastard.
He got into my stock of anti-aging water. He's now worse then ever, with his increased speed he has reduced Eduardo to tears so many times in the past week it's hard to counting. I don't know what I'm going to do with him... again.
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