|
Post by The Shreeve on Apr 5, 2008 13:48:10 GMT -5
Leonid Grigoriev: A friend of mine named Freddy Martin whom I use as a video game tester wants to join We Beat Our Wives Club to start MMA. Hes a brazilian jiu jitsu prodigy but cant strike worth a damn yes I didnt think it was possible to have worse standup than myself. However he can outdo me on the ground which he impressive and can be an asset to the team. Be warned though hes a little eccentric when it comes to his "mage" persona oh and *whispers* Hes a 27 year old virgin maybe you can set up an appointment with some working girls.
Freddy Martin: I invented my own style of jiu jitsu called Mage-Jitsu! We use tiers instead of stripes when it comes to belt ranks though.
Leonid Grigoriev: See what I mean he takes his persona to a whole other level and very seriously. So is he on the team?
|
|
|
Post by Tystick357 on Apr 5, 2008 14:13:08 GMT -5
The Muthafucking Masta Of The Wife-beating Hisself, The Honorable Regis Simmons: Welcome to mah muthafuckin house Mage!
|
|
|
Post by The Shreeve on Apr 5, 2008 15:04:36 GMT -5
Freddy Martin: Thank you Master Simmons. Also when I do get a wife to beat on punching her will not do as I've never thrown a punch in my entire life. Will choking her unconscious or breaking her arm do?
|
|
|
Post by Fallindown on Apr 5, 2008 15:10:17 GMT -5
Leonard Hauser used to break men's legs and then rape their wives while they watched. RIP Hauser.
|
|
|
Post by captainamerica on Apr 5, 2008 15:21:40 GMT -5
We should have a eulogy for Hauser.
|
|
|
Post by Tystick357 on Apr 5, 2008 23:38:27 GMT -5
How about a resurrection.
|
|
|
Post by The Shreeve on May 3, 2008 0:54:16 GMT -5
Seeingas I have two fighters in WBOWC I'm going to update the roster. HW - Regis Simmons LHW - Leonid Grigoriev MW - "The Mage" Freddy Martin WW - LW -
|
|