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Post by Tystick357 on Oct 22, 2007 22:20:58 GMT -5
Some of you may remember me from Battle Royale! I whooped some ass there. KO'd Donn Goti, made Jacob Hock verbally submit, made Prince Kee verbally submit, but Khorbahai got lucky and beat me in the Battle Royale 2 Finale. I'm coming to the IMMAF though bitches, bigger than ever! Recruiting for my team now. HW - Regis Simmons LHW - MW - Leonid Grigoriev WW - LW -
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Post by The Shreeve on Nov 12, 2007 18:23:34 GMT -5
Leonid Grigoriev: Hello my name is Leonid I would like to join the We Beat Our Wives Club. Unfortunatly I dont have a wife but if I did I'd beat the dirty sloven every day im also a Misogynist does that count enough to join?
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Post by Tystick357 on Nov 12, 2007 23:19:08 GMT -5
Regis: Well I'm still waiting for a fight, but just go to Kuzcek and get a wife.
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Post by The Shreeve on Nov 12, 2007 23:41:25 GMT -5
Leonid Grigoriev: They better be cleaner than the AIDS invested whores in the Ukraine over in Kazakhstan. The women in Ukraine are how should I say...uninformed. Besides that though I'm not a picky man. If you let me into WBOWC I can be your submission coach and you can teach me the ways of the style you list as NFL.
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Post by Tystick357 on Nov 12, 2007 23:42:50 GMT -5
Regis: Just take one of my 5 Asian bitches down to Vegas, come back, consummate the marriage, and you're in son.
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Post by The Shreeve on Nov 12, 2007 23:46:24 GMT -5
Leonid Grigoriev: I have a thing for the darker toned Asian chicks since I'm so used to the pale cold bodies of Ukrainian women. Get me a nice Phillipino or Thai chick and im in or even one of those mixed Asian chicks then I can fantasize about Maria why making love. Deal?
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Post by Tystick357 on Nov 12, 2007 23:51:18 GMT -5
Regis: Take your pick, or both, and I will enfold you in the Brotherhood.
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Post by The Shreeve on Nov 12, 2007 23:54:22 GMT -5
Leonid Grigoriev: So hard to choose one of lifes many decisions. I'll take both of them for twice the fun and twice the wife beating. Would I impress them if I shaved off my beard and any sort of sambo bed tricks? I thank you very much Mr.Simmons for letting me into the Brotherhood.
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Post by Tystick357 on Nov 13, 2007 0:02:09 GMT -5
Regis: They like facials and facial hair.
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Post by The Shreeve on Nov 13, 2007 0:07:50 GMT -5
Leonid Grigoriev: Do they have the hots for Leon? (women talk dirty and sexy to me by calling me Leon its also what my best friends call me) Also theres another reason why they call me the Experiment I like to do that in bed . I'll be sure to replicate them in a video game when I have the spare time although beauty like that its difficult. Does this picture make them wanna orgasm?
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Post by Tystick357 on Nov 13, 2007 0:10:10 GMT -5
Regis: Well I'm not a hot dark-skinned asian girl, but if I was, maybe that would make me orgasm. As it stands, I am an overweight exlinebacker.
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Post by Tystick357 on Nov 13, 2007 0:10:46 GMT -5
Who is black
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Post by Stonedog on Nov 28, 2007 3:40:23 GMT -5
((Wow, you make a lot of gyms, lmao.)) ;D
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Post by Tystick357 on Dec 3, 2007 13:41:26 GMT -5
Not to actually make them for myself, it is to support the infastructure of team competition into the IMMAF. Otherwise there would not be near as many gyms and it would look unrealistic.
With team vs team happening from time to time, I will make more. I find that a lot of members never go out and make their own, they like to join them. So if I have to make those new gyms for them to join then so be it.
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Post by The Shreeve on Dec 5, 2007 19:31:15 GMT -5
Leonid Grigoriev: I'd like to spar with Master Simmons. I heard you developed quite the clinch skills on the gridiron however my clinch skills are very good aswell. Kickboxing and grappling.
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