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Post by Tystick357 on Oct 27, 2006 14:06:36 GMT -5
Interesting note; Jesus finishes fast.
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Post by Tystick357 on Oct 27, 2006 14:07:12 GMT -5
(Page 1 has Foswell vs Jesus at the bottom, Foswell brought it on himself)
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Post by Fallindown on Oct 27, 2006 14:07:45 GMT -5
make it K1 rules
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Post by Tystick357 on Oct 27, 2006 14:47:37 GMT -5
.........ROUND 1 STARTS......... ....................... JESUS CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT FREDRICK FOSWELL COUNTERS WITH A STRAIGHT CROSS ...... MISSED BADLY....... JESUS FIRES A DOUBLE JAB ......FREDRICK FOSWELL SMILES AS if IT DIDNT HURT HIM!....... JESUS HEADBUTTS FREDRICK FOSWELL'S FACE!!!...... HOW DOES THE REF NOT SEE SUCH A BLATANT ATTACK?!!...... JESUS DRIVES FREDRICK FOSWELL INTO THE CORNER!...... JESUS CHASES FREDRICK FOSWELL !!! JESUS FIRES A FLURRY OF PUNCHES... TREMENDOUS STRIKES!!...... FREDRICK FOSWELL IS STAGGERED!!!!....... FREDRICK FOSWELL DROPS TO HIS KNESS!...... THE REFEREE INITIATES THE COUNT... FREDRICK FOSWELL LOOKS TOO GROGGY AND THE REFEREE STOPS THE FIGHT ! KO !!! JESUS WINS BY KO / SERIES OF PUNCHES AT THE TIME OF 0 : 20 OF ROUND 1 .
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Post by captainamerica on Oct 27, 2006 17:24:06 GMT -5
.........ROUND 1 STARTS......... ....................... JESUS FIRES A COMBINATION OF PUNCHES... ...... FREDRICK FOSWELL DUCKS...........Hitler: Heilige Scheiße! Foswell ist das erste je, einem Jesus Schlag auszuweichen! JESUS GRABS FREDRICK FOSWELL IN A CLINCH...... JESUS GOES FOR A LEG SWEEP TAKEDOWN ...... FREDRICK FOSWELL IS TUMBLED TO THE MAT!!........[/color] Hitler: Jesus hat den hinteren Untersatz, höre ich, dass er mit Hauser ausgebildet hat, damit Hinterseite Nackte Sodomie erwartet. JESUS HAS THE REAR MOUNT....... ......... JESUS WORKS FOR POSITION...... JESUS HAS THE REAR MOUNT WITH ONE HOOK IN....... ......... JESUS POSITIONS HIMSELF FOR THE LOCK...... JESUS LOCKS ON A REAR NAKED SODOMY...... (* NEW RECORD *) CRIPPLING LOCK....... JESUS WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... JESUS SECURES THE SUBMISSION FREDRICK FOSWELL TAPS OUT ...... GREAT REAR NAKED CHOKE BY JESUS!!![/color] Hitler: Wow, wird sein Esel mehr als die Juden nach Weltkrieg 2 verletzen. JESUS WINS BY SUB / REAR NAKED SODOMY AT THE TIME OF 0 : 29 OF ROUND 1 . [/quote] You are going to hell for that.
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Post by The Shreeve on Oct 27, 2006 17:51:51 GMT -5
I have a challenge for Jesus defeat this man. Should be a great and competitive fight or atleast norris should last 1 round.
Name Chuck Norris Height: Chuck Norris Transcends Height Weight: Chuck Norris Transcends Weight Home Country: USA Age: 1940 Style: Karate & Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Affiliation: Chuck Norris
Stats
Conditioning: 7 (Cannot be more than a point higher or lower than efficiency) Efficiency: 8 (Cannot be more than a point higher or lower than conditioning) Strength: 7.5 (Strength rating depends on your weight. If you wish to use points to increase this or you wish to decrease it then please just put plus or minus and the number.) Speed: 10 or KILL (Please be realistic in regards to your height and weight) Agressiveness: 9 Punching: 10 Kicking: 13 Clinching: 7.5 Takedowns: 8 Spraw: 7.5 Ground Positioning: 8 Ground Striking: 9.5 Submission: 7 Killer Instinct: 9 Intelligence/Reflexes: 8.5 Toughness: 14 (Toughness rating depends on your weight. If you wish to use points to increase this or you wish to decrease it then please just put plus or minus and the number.) Heart: 8.5
Strategy (The sum of all stragety sections must equal 100. This represents the chances of you doing a particular type of action in a particular situation. Remember, it's 100 points per section, so 100 for general, 100 for punching, ect.)
You must have atleast 1 point in all of your strategy columns. You can NOT have 0 as it messes up the game. if you have 80 in a section, turn it to 79 and put 1 point in the column you want as 0. Minor change and still close to unexperienced in that section
General Strategy
Kicking: 55 Punching: 25 Grappling: 10 Resting: 0 (No higher than 15) Dirty Fighting: 10 (No higher than 5)
Punching Strategy
Medium/Long Range Punches: 80 Dirty Boxing (Clinch): 20
Takedown Strategy
Upper Body Takedowns (from Clinch): 50 Low/Leg Shot Takedowns: 50
Kicking Strategy
Low Kicks: 25 High Kicks: 75 Knees (From Clinch): 0
Ground Strategy
Positioning: 33 Striking: 34 Submissions: 33
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Post by captainamerica on Oct 27, 2006 17:55:08 GMT -5
If Jesus walks on water than Chuck Norris walks on Jesus.
(I'll take Norris by roundhouse kick to the face)
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Post by Tystick357 on Oct 28, 2006 12:42:33 GMT -5
.........ROUND 1 STARTS......... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... JESUS GRABS CHUCK NORRIS IN A CLINCH...... JESUS GOES FOR A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK TAKEDOWN ...... CHUCK NORRIS IS TUMBLED TO THE MAT!!........ JESUS IS IN CHUCK NORRIS'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... .......... JESUS IS IN CHUCK NORRIS'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... JESUS DRIVES CHUCK NORRIS AGAINST THE FENCE!...... JESUS IS IN CHUCK NORRIS'S OPEN GUARD........ ......... JESUS FIRES A SERIES OF PUNCHES... CRUSHING BLOWS!!!!...... CHUCK NORRIS IS RATTLED!!!!...... CHUCK NORRIS`S EYES JUST ROLLED TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, HE`S OUT COLD!!!! JESUS WINS BY KO / GROUND STRIKES / GROUND STRIKES AT THE TIME OF 0 : 56 OF ROUND 1 .
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Post by Tystick357 on Oct 28, 2006 13:01:18 GMT -5
ADCC Rules
.........ROUND 1 STARTS......... ....................... JESUS GRABS CHUCK NORRIS IN A CLINCH...... JESUS GOES FOR A DOUBLE LEG SLAM ...... CHUCK NORRIS ESCAPES...... ...... HE PULLS GUARD!...... CHUCK NORRIS IS IN JESUS'S CLOSED GUARD........ ......... JESUS SWITCHES TO RUBBER GUARD... CHUCK NORRIS IS IN JESUS'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... JESUS IS WORKING ON A SWEEP... CHUCK NORRIS IS IN JESUS'S RUBBER GUARD........ ......... JESUS COUNTERS WITH A ARM TRIANGLE CHOKE ........... CRIPPLING LOCK....... JESUS WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... JESUS WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... JESUS WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... JESUS WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... JESUS WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... JESUS WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... (* NEW RECORD *) CHUCK NORRIS HAS A BRUISED NECK...... JESUS WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... CHUCK NORRIS REFUSES TO GIVE UP...... JESUS WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... JESUS WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... JESUS WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... CHUCK NORRIS HAS BEEN CHOKED OUT COLD!!!! JESUS WINS BY KO / CHOKE / ARM TRIANGLE CHOKE AT THE TIME OF 0 : 53 OF ROUND 1 .
K1 Rules
.........ROUND 1 STARTS......... JESUS FIRES A FRONT KICK TO THE BODY ...... CHUCK NORRIS DUCKS...... ....................... ....................... CHUCK NORRIS CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT JESUS THROWS A BARRAGE OF PUNCHES... ...... CRUSHING SHOTS!!!...... CHUCK NORRIS IS STAGGERED!!!!....... CHUCK NORRIS IS KNOCKED DOWN!!!...... THE REFEREE INITIATES THE COUNT... CHUCK NORRIS TAKES A DEEP BREATH AND SAYS HE'S OK... THE REFEREE RE-STARTS THE FIGHT !!! ....................... JESUS LOOKS CONFIDENT....... JESUS CHASES CHUCK NORRIS !!! BOTH GUYS ARE THROWING PUNCHES! ......CHUCK NORRIS CONNECTS WITH SOME GLANCING SHOTS....... JESUS LOOKS CONFIDENT....... ....................... JESUS LOOKS CONFIDENT....... CHUCK NORRIS CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT JESUS THROWS A BARRAGE OF PUNCHES... GLANCING BLOWS....... CHUCK NORRIS RETREATS...... JESUS GRABS CHUCK NORRIS IN A CLINCH...... JESUS FIRES A KNEE THRUST TO THE HEAD ...... MISSED BADLY..... JESUS HOLDS THE CLINCH...... THE REFEREE SEPARATES THE FIGHTERS...... CHUCK NORRIS DRIVES JESUS INTO THE CORNER!...... CHUCK NORRIS FIRES A LEFT RIGHT COMBO ...... JESUS DUCKS........... JESUS FIRES A STRAIGHT CROSS ...... GLANCING BLOW....... CHUCK NORRIS CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT JESUS COUNTERS WITH A STRAIGHT CROSS ...... CHUCK NORRIS DEFLECTS THE STRIKE.......... CHUCK NORRIS RETREATS...... JESUS GRABS CHUCK NORRIS IN A CLINCH...... THE REFEREE SEPARATES THE FIGHTERS...... JESUS LOOKS CONFIDENT....... ....................... JESUS LOOKS CONFIDENT....... JESUS DRIVES CHUCK NORRIS INTO THE CORNER!...... JESUS GRABS CHUCK NORRIS IN A CLINCH...... THE REFEREE SEPARATES THE FIGHTERS...... JESUS LOOKS CONFIDENT....... JESUS FIRES A LOW ROUND KICK ...... CHUCK NORRIS CHECKS...... CHUCK NORRIS FIRES A JAB ...... MISSED BADLY....... JESUS FIRES A JAB AND A STRAIGHT CROSS ......CHUCK NORRIS SMILES AS if IT DIDNT HURT HIM!....... CHUCK NORRIS FIRES A CRESCENT KICK ...... MISSED BADLY..... JESUS FIRES A FLYING KNEE TO THE HEAD ...... CHUCK NORRIS DUCKS...... CHUCK NORRIS CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT JESUS COUNTERS WITH A STRAIGHT CROSS ...... MISSED BADLY....... CHUCK NORRIS RETREATS...... ....................... JESUS LOOKS CONFIDENT....... CHUCK NORRIS CLOSES THE DISTANCE, BUT JESUS THROWS A BARRAGE OF PUNCHES... ...... CRUSHING SHOTS!!!...... CHUCK NORRIS IS STAGGERED!!!!....... CHUCK NORRIS RETREATS...... CHUCK NORRIS FIRES A FLYING KNEE TO THE HEAD ...... SOLID SHOT!...... JESUS CHASES CHUCK NORRIS !!! JESUS FIRES A FLURRY OF PUNCHES... ...... CRUSHING SHOTS!!!...... CHUCK NORRIS IS STAGGERED!!!!....... JESUS CHASES CHUCK NORRIS !!! JESUS FIRES A FLURRY OF PUNCHES... ...... CHUCK NORRIS DUCKS........... JESUS LOOKS CONFIDENT....... JESUS CHASES CHUCK NORRIS !!! JESUS FIRES A FLURRY OF PUNCHES... ...... CRUSHING SHOTS!!!...... CHUCK NORRIS IS STAGGERED!!!!....... JESUS FIRES A FLURRY OF CLINCHING PUNCHES ...... SOLID SHOT!...... CHUCK NORRIS IS STAGGERED!!!!....... JESUS CHASES CHUCK NORRIS !!! JESUS FIRES A FLURRY OF PUNCHES... ...... CHUCK NORRIS DUCKS........... JESUS LOOKS CONFIDENT....... CHUCK NORRIS LOOKS HURT...... JESUS GRABS CHUCK NORRIS IN A CLINCH...... JESUS FIRES A SHORT UPPERCUT ...... CRUSHING SHOT!!!...... CHUCK NORRIS IS STAGGERED!!!!....... THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP....... JESUS MAINTAINS THE CLINCH...... THE REFEREE SEPARATES THE FIGHTERS...... JESUS LOOKS CONFIDENT....... CHUCK NORRIS LOOKS HURT...... JESUS CHASES CHUCK NORRIS !!! JESUS FIRES A FLURRY OF PUNCHES... ...... CRUSHING SHOTS!!!...... CHUCK NORRIS IS STAGGERED!!!!....... CHUCK NORRIS CRASHES TO THE MAT... GREAT KO!!! JESUS WINS BY KO / SERIES OF PUNCHES AT THE TIME OF 2 : 36 OF ROUND 1 .
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Post by Tystick357 on Oct 28, 2006 13:20:54 GMT -5
K1- Tank Abbot vs Jesus
.........ROUND 1 STARTS......... JESUS FIRES A FLYING KNEE TO THE HEAD (* NEW RECORD *) ...... CRUSHING SHOT!!!...... TANK ABBOTT IS STAGGERED!!!!....... TANK ABBOTT IS KNOCKED DOWN!!!...... THE REFEREE INITIATES THE COUNT... TANK ABBOTT TAKES A DEEP BREATH AND SAYS HE'S OK... THE REFEREE RE-STARTS THE FIGHT !!! JESUS CHASES TANK ABBOTT !!! JESUS FIRES A FLURRY OF PUNCHES... (* NEW RECORD *) ...... CRUSHING SHOTS!!!...... TANK ABBOTT IS STAGGERED!!!!....... TANK ABBOTT DROPS TO HIS KNESS!...... THE REFEREE INITIATES THE COUNT... TANK ABBOTT TAKES A DEEP BREATH AND SAYS HE'S OK... THE REFEREE RE-STARTS THE FIGHT !!! JESUS FIRES A SPINNING BACKFIST (* NEW RECORD *) ...... CRUSHING SHOT!!!...... TANK ABBOTT IS STAGGERED!!!!....... TANK ABBOTT IS KNOCKED DOWN!!!...... THE REFEREE INITIATES THE COUNT... TANK ABBOTT TAKES A DEEP BREATH AND SAYS HE'S OK... THE REFEREE RE-STARTS THE FIGHT !!! TANK ABBOTT FAKES A PUNCH...... JESUS LOOKS CONFIDENT....... TANK ABBOTT LOOKS HURT...... JESUS FIRES A LEFT RIGHT COMBO ...... CRUSHING SHOT!!!...... TANK ABBOTT IS STAGGERED!!!!....... IT IS THE THIRD KNOCKDOWN FOR TANK ABBOTT AND THE REFEREE STOPS THE FIGHT! TKO!!! JESUS WINS BY TKO / 3 KNOCKDOWNS / LEFT RIGHT COMBO AT THE TIME OF 0 : 34 OF ROUND 1 .
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Post by captainamerica on Oct 28, 2006 14:45:43 GMT -5
That's so unrealistick Tystick.Everyone knows Chuck Norris is unbeatable.
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Post by The Shreeve on Oct 28, 2006 14:52:26 GMT -5
Roger Knight comes out of nowhere and grows 10 more feet & 1000 more pounds and challenges Jesus
FIGHTER INFO
Appearance (Who your fighter looks like) Name SUPER KNIGHT!!! Height: 16'2" Weight: 1230 Home Country: USA Age: Style: Affiliation: RFSE
Stats
Conditioning: 16 (Cannot be more than a point higher or lower than efficiency) Efficiency: 17 (Cannot be more than a point higher or lower than conditioning) Strength: 20 (Strength rating depends on your weight. If you wish to use points to increase this or you wish to decrease it then please just put plus or minus and the number.) Speed: 17 (Please be realistic in regards to your height and weight) Agressiveness: 17.5 Punching: 18 Kicking: 16 Clinching: 14 Takedowns: 11 Spraw: 13 Ground Positioning: 18.5 Ground Striking: 15 Submission: 16 Killer Instinct: 18 Intelligence/Reflexes: 17 Toughness: 21.5 (Toughness rating depends on your weight. If you wish to use points to increase this or you wish to decrease it then please just put plus or minus and the number.) Heart: 19
Strategy (The sum of all stragety sections must equal 100. This represents the chances of you doing a particular type of action in a particular situation. Remember, it's 100 points per section, so 100 for general, 100 for punching, ect.)
You must have atleast 1 point in all of your strategy columns. You can NOT have 0 as it messes up the game. if you have 80 in a section, turn it to 79 and put 1 point in the column you want as 0. Minor change and still close to unexperienced in that section
General Strategy
Kicking: 25 Punching: 65 Grappling: 1 Resting: 9 (No higher than 15) Dirty Fighting: 1(No higher than 5)
Punching Strategy
Medium/Long Range Punches: 95 Dirty Boxing (Clinch): 5
Takedown Strategy
Upper Body Takedowns (from Clinch): 70 Low/Leg Shot Takedowns: 30
Kicking Strategy
Low Kicks: 40 High Kicks: 30 Knees (From Clinch): 30
Ground Strategy
Positioning: 40 Striking: 5 Submissions 55
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Post by captainamerica on Oct 28, 2006 14:54:29 GMT -5
Leo Richardson-As long as you have the RFSE on your side Roger you'll have a great chance of winning this fight.
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Post by The Shreeve on Oct 28, 2006 14:59:45 GMT -5
It doesn't seem like anybody can beat Jesus but i think SUPER KNIGHT!!! can beat him unless Ty does something sneaky...
SUPER KNIGHT!!!:ROAR!!! MUST KILL JESUS!!!
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Post by Tystick357 on Oct 28, 2006 22:20:53 GMT -5
UFC RULES
.........ROUND 1 STARTS......... JESUS FIRES A FLYING KNEE TO THE HEAD (* NEW RECORD *) ...... CRUSHING SHOT!!!...... SUPER KNIGHT IS STAGGERED!!!!....... JESUS GRABS SUPER KNIGHT IN A CLINCH...... SUPER KNIGHT GIVES HIS BACK!!! JESUS HAS A BELLY TO BACK CLINCH..... JESUS LOCKS ON A STANDING REAR NAKED SODOMY...... (* NEW RECORD *) CRIPPLING LOCK....... JESUS WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... JESUS WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... JESUS WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... JESUS WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... (* NEW RECORD *) JESUS WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... JESUS WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... JESUS WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... JESUS SECURES THE SUBMISSION AND SUPER KNIGHT TAPS OUT ...... GREAT STANDING REAR NAKED SODOMY BY JESUS!!!
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