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Post by Tystick357 on Oct 23, 2006 16:41:06 GMT -5
COSTANZO GRANITELLI: Later, Leonard Byrd will take on the one man who is the most dominant.
COSTANZO GRANITELLI: Yes I'm talking about Jesus. Byrd chose to leave the IMMAF so his last fight will be this week with Jesus.
((It will happen in this thread.))
COSTANZO GRANITELLI: I've been following Jesus for a long time now and he's got what it takes, expect the fight to be posted in about 5 minutes or so.
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Post by Tystick357 on Oct 23, 2006 16:50:37 GMT -5
HITLER: Heißen Sie Willkommen jeden zu einem besonderen Kampf, wo Leonard Byrd Jesus annimmt, lässt uns uns lassen nicht Zeit und erhalten Sie Meerenge zur Handlung.
.........ROUND 1 STARTS......... JESUS GRABS LEONARD BYRD IN A CLINCH...... JESUS FIRES A KNEE STRIKE TO THE BODY (* NEW RECORD *) ...... CRUSHING SHOT!!!...... LEONARD BYRD IS STAGGERED!!!!.......
HITLER: Riesiger Kniestreik durch Jesus!
....................... THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP....... JESUS DRIVES LEONARD BYRD INTO THE CORNER!...... JESUS HOLDS THE CLINCH...... JESUS FIRES A KNEE THRUST TO THE HEAD ...... CRUSHING SHOT!!!...... LEONARD BYRD IS STAGGERED!!!!.......
HITLER: Ein anderer!
THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP....... ....................... THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP....... JESUS DRIVES LEONARD BYRD INTO THE CORNER!...... ....................... THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP....... ....................... THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP....... ....................... THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP....... JESUS DRIVES LEONARD BYRD INTO THE CORNER!...... BIG JOHN McARTHY TELLS THE FIGHTERS TO GET BUSY....... ....................... THE FIGHTERS ARE TIED UP....... BIG JOHN McARTHY BREAKS THE CLINCH AND THE FIGHT IS RESTARTED IN THE CENTER....... LEONARD BYRD SHOOTS AND ATTEMPTS A SINGLE LEG TAKEDOWN ... JESUS SPRAWLS AND LEONARD BYRD IS ON ALL FOURS POSITION...... LEONARD BYRD PULLS GUARD!......[/color]
HITLER: Nachdem eine Untätigkeit, die der Kampf gestanden ist, aber jetzt es ist auf dem Boden.
JESUS IS IN LEONARD BYRD'S HALF GUARD........ ......... JESUS IS IN LEONARD BYRD'S HALF GUARD........ ......... JESUS FIRES A SERIES OF PUNCHES... CRUSHING BLOWS!!!!...... LEONARD BYRD IS RATTLED!!!!......
LEONARD BYRD`S EYES JUST ROLLED TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, HE`S OUT COLD!!!![/color]
Hitler: Gut haben Ehre zu Jesus, er Byrd schneller herausgenommen als ich habe Paris genommen.
JESUS WINS BY KO / GROUND STRIKES / GROUND STRIKES AT THE TIME OF 1 : 44 OF ROUND 1 .
COSTANZO: Wow he lasted the longest against Jesus I've ever seen anyone last!
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Post by Tystick357 on Oct 23, 2006 17:01:57 GMT -5
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Post by Tystick357 on Oct 23, 2006 17:04:01 GMT -5
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Post by The Shreeve on Oct 23, 2006 17:04:29 GMT -5
Leonard Byrd is a crumpled mess on the ground and looks like he may very well he dead after those huge punches from Jesus. Rasta ex-team Kimbo member and battle royale fighter jumps into the ring to check on Byrd. Rasta takes a long breath of marijuana and tells Jesus to just bring it! Rasta runs after Jesus and the fight begins...
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Post by Tystick357 on Oct 23, 2006 17:10:38 GMT -5
.........ROUND 1 STARTS......... JESUS FIRES A LOW FRONT KICK ...... SOLID SHOT!......[/color] RASTA FIRES A MIDDLE KICK TO THE BODY ...... MISSED BADLY.....
HITLER: Er fängt Rasta mit einem Beintritt, versagt Rasta erfolgreich, sich zu rächen.
JESUS SHOOTS AND ATTEMPTS A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN ...... RASTA IS TUMBLED TO THE MAT!!........[/color] JESUS HAS THE MOUNT POSITION.......
HITLET: ACH IST ER UNTERSATZ! !!! BEGRÜSSEN Sie HITLER!!! ......... JESUS FIRES A SERIES OF ELBOWS... CRUSHING BLOWS!!!!...... RASTA IS RATTLED!!!!...... RASTA`S EYES JUST ROLLED TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, HE`S OUT COLD!!!![/color]
JESUS WINS BY KO / GROUND STRIKES / ELBOWS FROM THE MOUNT AT THE TIME OF 0 : 26 OF ROUND 1 .
HITLER: Wow! Dominanz, Art von wie mich über den Juden.
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Post by Tystick357 on Oct 23, 2006 17:20:30 GMT -5
Others may leave their thoughts on Leonard Byrd.
Oh, and Jesus supports IMMAF Baby Oiil & Hauser.
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Post by "Relentless" Ryan Campbell on Oct 26, 2006 23:30:17 GMT -5
Thats pretty bad that you can show such blatant hate with crayons and colored pencils.
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Post by Tystick357 on Oct 26, 2006 23:31:35 GMT -5
Well it's not my artwork
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Post by "Relentless" Ryan Campbell on Oct 26, 2006 23:35:37 GMT -5
Just think, some kid lost his job at McDonalds and as revenge he posted some jesus hate on the web lol. ;D or he could just be a Nazi, but what Nazis use crayons and stuff? Really that dont make ya that feared if you use crayons.
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Post by Tystick357 on Oct 26, 2006 23:45:03 GMT -5
The holocaust never happened
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Post by captainamerica on Oct 27, 2006 10:31:16 GMT -5
That's true Tystick the holocaust never happened.Do you honestly beleive that all the Germans would've done nothing about the "mass executions" by the Nazis"The Holocaust was just a made up excuse for countries to go to war with innocent Germany to get more money.
(Don't take anything I posted too seriously.)
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Post by captainamerica on Oct 27, 2006 10:32:01 GMT -5
Just think, some kid lost his job at McDonalds and as revenge he posted some jesus hate on the web lol. ;D or he could just be a Nazi, but what Nazis use crayons and stuff? Really that dont make ya that feared if you use crayons. Hitler was a great artist.
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Post by Tystick357 on Oct 27, 2006 11:37:43 GMT -5
Painted Europe with blood
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Post by Tystick357 on Oct 27, 2006 14:05:18 GMT -5
.........ROUND 1 STARTS......... ....................... JESUS FIRES A COMBINATION OF PUNCHES... ...... FREDRICK FOSWELL DUCKS...........
Hitler: Heilige Scheiße! Foswell ist das erste je, einem Jesus Schlag auszuweichen!
JESUS GRABS FREDRICK FOSWELL IN A CLINCH...... JESUS GOES FOR A LEG SWEEP TAKEDOWN ...... FREDRICK FOSWELL IS TUMBLED TO THE MAT!!........[/color]
Hitler: Jesus hat den hinteren Untersatz, höre ich, dass er mit Hauser ausgebildet hat, damit Hinterseite Nackte Sodomie erwartet.
JESUS HAS THE REAR MOUNT....... ......... JESUS WORKS FOR POSITION...... JESUS HAS THE REAR MOUNT WITH ONE HOOK IN....... ......... JESUS POSITIONS HIMSELF FOR THE LOCK...... JESUS LOCKS ON A REAR NAKED SODOMY...... (* NEW RECORD *) CRIPPLING LOCK....... JESUS WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!...... JESUS SECURES THE SUBMISSION FREDRICK FOSWELL TAPS OUT ...... GREAT REAR NAKED CHOKE BY JESUS!!![/color]
Hitler: Wow, wird sein Esel mehr als die Juden nach Weltkrieg 2 verletzen.
JESUS WINS BY SUB / REAR NAKED SODOMY AT THE TIME OF 0 : 29 OF ROUND 1 .
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