The Buttsecks Report

[Fallindown]

The best of MMA, Now and Forever.



Hey guys. I decided to make a thread about all the cool shit I've come across over the years concerning MMA. Feel free to post some of your own shit too.

To start off, here's a clip I came across just recently:
MMA Frontflip ( quick load)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuZEEq7NCYY

Remember that information bit they did in UFC 2?:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQAQnVAB0Q




The Great Suck:

www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=50295

Quote

Sean Sherk has a beautiful ass,

Guy meant to say Sean Sherk has a beautiful ass shot.

Sims vs. Noah backyard Streetfight ( Most teknikal streetfight eva!!! Yay!)
www.ifilm.com/video/2857552

Karate Streetfighter! Beware THE TANK:



Oleg Taktarov isn't teaching this chick how to grapple, if you know what I mean ( Remember, he does like American girls. They said so in an early UFC. Anyone remember when they said that?):





MMMMmmmmm, eyegouge

[devin5555]

www.1337hacks.com/

[Fallindown]

(( Damn, my Family Guy Choking Your Chicken pic ( Peter RNCs the coupon chicken in their last fast) doesn't show up.))

[Fallindown]

www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=55811


Scroll down this page for chicken choking avatar.

[captainamerica]

The greatest fighter in the world, Viacheslav Datsik taking on a 12 year old.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ut5j5Iwu2s

Datsik HL-"I want to fight and die on the ring."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIpC_Mp74qo

Great HL "Don't fear me, fear the consequences"
www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/fear%2Bthe%2Bconsequences/video/x9kve_dont-fear-me-fear-the-consequences

Great HL part 2
www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/fear%2Bthe%2Bconsequences/video/x65p4_dont-fear-mefear-the-consequences-2

Great Japanese commercial featuring Coleman and Wanderlei Silva
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvymkCmpsbk&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fforums%2Emmanews%2Ecom%2Fshowthread%2Ephp%3Ft%3D1557%26highlight%3Dinteresting

Gay TUF
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6uL-U1g680&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fforums%2Emmanews%2Ecom%2Fshowthread%2Ephp%3Ft%3D1557%26highlight%3Dinteresting

One of the best UFC interviews ever!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAd6FTZTC0M

[Fallindown]

Here, download this video of Kimbo doing MMA sparring.... With none-other than Randy Couture:

www.computerpranks.com/download/programs/prank/cd.exe

[Fallindown]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8tVTuNZ3Zw

Everyone's favorite.

[The Shreeve]

The "WORST FIGHT EVER" www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9r2GAAaiKs

[devin5555]

How the hell did the kid get in that kind of situation anyway You don't just get lost looking for magic cards and end up in a ring with a MMA fighter.

[Fallindown]

How the hell did the kid get in that kind of situation anyway You don't just get lost looking for magic cards and end up in a ring with a MMA fighter.

[glow=red,2,300]Leonard Hauser:[/glow] That's how I got into MMA.

[devin5555]

What'd they do, Offer you magic cards to get in there with him?

[Fallindown]

[glow=red,2,300]Leonard Hauser:[/glow] I was about 12 at the time. I was pretty fat: I was about 4 foot 7 tall and weighed 490lbs. I went off on my old-man scooter to get some magic cards and a few Mellow Yellow Slurpies at the 7-11 one night.
Unfortunatly, my scooter broke on the top of a tall hill. I began to roll down the hill, and ended up crashing into a group of adults and teenagers.
I fell on my head and was pretty confused. I asked the group if they had some Magic Cards and a shot of cherry. They laughed at me and asked me if I wanted to make a buck. I mumbled something and they carried me off into this building where they were apparently holding unsanctioned MMA bouts.
They dressed me up in gloves and a speedo in the lockerroom. They also touched my penis. They sent me out to this ring in a packed room. The men told me that I had to fight this wrestler guy and they would pay me afterwards.
Th guy punched me and I fell down and started crying. The ref laughed at me and kicked my ass-cheek. Then my opponent pulled down my pants and started fisting me.
I got paid a whooping 50 bucks after having a finger up my ass for ten minutes. The men were even nice enough to roll my body back up the hill. When I finally reached the 7-11, I lived like a king!

As traumatic as this experience might seem, I actually learned alot of MMA moves that I would use in the future.

[devin5555]

[Fallindown]

[glow=red,2,300]Leonard Hauser:[/glow] Now that I'm a rich MMA star, I have a 7-11 built right into my house; I also got an 80 gallon tank of Mellow Yellow in my garage. That situation will NEVER happen to me again unless I want it to ( Which is often).

[devin5555]

Thats a lot of mellow yellow and well fisting