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Post by Fallindown on Jun 8, 2007 18:47:09 GMT -5
The best of MMA, Now and Forever. Hey guys. I decided to make a thread about all the cool shit I've come across over the years concerning MMA. Feel free to post some of your own shit too. To start off, here's a clip I came across just recently: MMA Frontflip ( quick load) www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuZEEq7NCYYRemember that information bit they did in UFC 2?: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQAQnVAB0QThe Great Suck: www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=50295Quote Guy meant to say Sean Sherk has a beautiful ass shot. Sims vs. Noah backyard Streetfight ( Most teknikal streetfight eva!!! Yay!) www.ifilm.com/video/2857552Karate Streetfighter! Beware THE TANK: Oleg Taktarov isn't teaching this chick how to grapple, if you know what I mean ( Remember, he does like American girls. They said so in an early UFC. Anyone remember when they said that?): MMMMmmmmm, eyegouge
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Post by devin5555 on Jun 8, 2007 21:02:39 GMT -5
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Post by Fallindown on Jun 8, 2007 21:29:42 GMT -5
(( Damn, my Family Guy Choking Your Chicken pic ( Peter RNCs the coupon chicken in their last fast) doesn't show up.))
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Post by Fallindown on Jun 8, 2007 21:57:13 GMT -5
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Post by captainamerica on Jun 8, 2007 23:03:43 GMT -5
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Post by Fallindown on Jun 9, 2007 13:05:11 GMT -5
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Post by Fallindown on Jun 17, 2007 19:42:57 GMT -5
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Post by The Shreeve on Jun 17, 2007 19:57:55 GMT -5
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Post by devin5555 on Jun 17, 2007 20:07:55 GMT -5
How the hell did the kid get in that kind of situation anyway You don't just get lost looking for magic cards and end up in a ring with a MMA fighter.
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Post by Fallindown on Jun 17, 2007 20:12:25 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Leonard Hauser:[/glow] That's how I got into MMA.
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Post by devin5555 on Jun 17, 2007 20:15:33 GMT -5
What'd they do, Offer you magic cards to get in there with him?
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Post by Fallindown on Jun 17, 2007 20:43:15 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Leonard Hauser:[/glow] I was about 12 at the time. I was pretty fat: I was about 4 foot 7 tall and weighed 490lbs. I went off on my old-man scooter to get some magic cards and a few Mellow Yellow Slurpies at the 7-11 one night. Unfortunatly, my scooter broke on the top of a tall hill. I began to roll down the hill, and ended up crashing into a group of adults and teenagers. I fell on my head and was pretty confused. I asked the group if they had some Magic Cards and a shot of cherry. They laughed at me and asked me if I wanted to make a buck. I mumbled something and they carried me off into this building where they were apparently holding unsanctioned MMA bouts. They dressed me up in gloves and a speedo in the lockerroom. They also touched my penis. They sent me out to this ring in a packed room. The men told me that I had to fight this wrestler guy and they would pay me afterwards. Th guy punched me and I fell down and started crying. The ref laughed at me and kicked my ass-cheek. Then my opponent pulled down my pants and started fisting me. I got paid a whooping 50 bucks after having a finger up my ass for ten minutes. The men were even nice enough to roll my body back up the hill. When I finally reached the 7-11, I lived like a king!
As traumatic as this experience might seem, I actually learned alot of MMA moves that I would use in the future.
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Post by devin5555 on Jun 17, 2007 20:51:03 GMT -5
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Post by Fallindown on Jun 17, 2007 21:07:23 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Leonard Hauser:[/glow] Now that I'm a rich MMA star, I have a 7-11 built right into my house; I also got an 80 gallon tank of Mellow Yellow in my garage. That situation will NEVER happen to me again unless I want it to ( Which is often).
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Post by devin5555 on Jun 17, 2007 22:22:30 GMT -5
Thats a lot of mellow yellow and well fisting
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