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Post by Tystick357 on May 1, 2009 22:51:05 GMT -5
Anyone you dislike in the IMMAF?El Ray. He used to be my partner during my days as a corporate saboteur, but then he betrayed me. El Ray: Hey man, I didn't betray you! You dropped me off at McDonald's and never picked me up man . . . we just haven't spoke since then. By the way, you do realize that TIF doesn't take previous IMMAF fighters right? ((OOC Shannon Floyd isn't really in this is he ? Is this a joke. There is no MW division to start with and he's already fought. btw Mitch is sending a LHW in so Blind or Krupcheck will have to lose one of their guys. You can just add his points and he'll be accepted to the IMMAF.))
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Post by Brian Howard on May 1, 2009 22:53:10 GMT -5
Kevin Ryker HarrisonHeight: 6'0" Weight: 170 lb (WW) Home Town: Denver, Colorado Age: 20 Style: Kickboxing Affiliation: Independent What inspired you to take up MMA?More than anything I got into it for the adrenaline rush... And the love of the game I guess. I've been a longtime fan and participating in such a great sport has been a dream of mine for a long time. Who do you look up to in the IMMAF?Diego Silva. Classy dude, Excellent fighter. Anyone you dislike in the IMMAF?Hmm... No one in particular. Although... That Leonard Hauser dude with the raper-candyman face on creeped me out when I was watching the last season... Why do you deserve a spot on this show?I deserve a spot on this show because I love to fight, and because if I go down, I'll always go down swingin'. Any prior MMA experience that will help you here?No prior experience. Brian Howard took me in for training, but that's about it. Thoughts on Coach Tito Jackson?Crazy striker... Crazy dude. Thoughts on Coach Garrick Coleman?Crazy striker... Less crazy dude. Anything else you feel like saying?I'm ready for this-- let's go!
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Post by Blindsided on May 1, 2009 23:00:18 GMT -5
I got an idea. How about we have my extra guy. Rian Wallace fight Krupchecks extra guy to see who gets in?
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Post by Fallindown on May 2, 2009 8:36:00 GMT -5
El Ray: Hey man, I didn't betray you! You dropped me off at McDonald's and never picked me up man . . . we just haven't spoke since then. Shannon Floyd plants a monsterously powerful kick in El Ray's balls. He then follows it up with five more. CurseD accepted it, so I guess he's in. Edit: I sent him in as a WW, the 185 thing is just a joke.
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Mars Krupcheck
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Post by Mars Krupcheck on May 2, 2009 9:59:42 GMT -5
I got an idea. How about we have my extra guy. Rian Wallace fight Krupchecks extra guy to see who gets in? Solid idea, to me.
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Mars Krupcheck
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Post by Mars Krupcheck on May 2, 2009 20:57:35 GMT -5
Name: Demian 'Machete' Juarez Height: 5 ft. 10. Weight: 167 lbs. Home Town: El Paso, Texas Age: 29. Style: Kickboxing Affiliation: Independant What inspired you to take up MMA? "I wanted to go to Disneyland ... fuckhead."Who do you look up to in the IMMAF? "Nobody. I'm my own man, I don't need no idol's."Anyone you dislike in the IMMAF? "Everybody. I don't like none of these people, I hate everybody just the same."Why do you deserve a spot on this show? "Because I have the tools to kill a man, quickly. Because I am Demian Juarez."Any prior MMA experience that will help you here? "I been fighting in the street's my whole life, I joined the army, fought in the army, just for the thrill of the kill. I'm a killer, straight up."Thoughts on Coach Tito Jackson? "Just as long as he stays out of my way, I won't cut his throat while he sleeps ..."Thoughts on Coach Garrick Coleman? "I think I'll chop him into little pieces for fun ..."Anything else you feel like saying? "If you get into my way ... I will kill you"
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Post by birdman3015 on May 2, 2009 21:35:22 GMT -5
:: Tito " Headhunter " Jackson :: Juarez is a scary mother fucker! I think I like him. Oh this is going to be a good season!
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Post by Tystick357 on May 2, 2009 21:55:41 GMT -5
Saben: Looks more like a punkass bitch with some mommy issues to me.
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Post by Fallindown on May 2, 2009 22:03:29 GMT -5
[glow=beige,2,300]Shannon Floyd:[/glow] When are they going to let us out of the video booth? I've already tackled El Ray into the basement three times. I'm ready for the house, now.
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Post by Tystick357 on May 2, 2009 22:08:43 GMT -5
[glow=beige,2,300]Shannon Floyd:[/glow] When are they going to let us out of the video booth? I've already tackled El Ray into the basement three times. I'm ready for the house, now. ((For the record this is Shannon Floyd Jr. ))
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Post by Fallindown on May 2, 2009 22:22:29 GMT -5
Shannon Floyd winks.
[glow=silver,2,300]Shannon Floyd:[/glow] Naw, dawg, THIS is Shannon Floyd Jr.
Floyds unzips his pants and lets his immeasurable penis fall to the ground. Then El Ray pops out of the basement with a wrist-mounted particle ray and starts spraying the place.
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Post by Blazin' on May 3, 2009 1:11:51 GMT -5
Name: El Blazer Height: 6’1 Weight: 170 Home Town: Parts UnKnown Age: 19 Style: Professional Wrestling Affiliation: Independent What inspired you to take up MMA?I knew this famous MMA fighter from my home town of Parts UnKnown...anyways, he always had some good shit on him. So, I guessed that if I became an MMA fighter than I could meet other MMA fighters who had the good stuff too! That's a good plan, huh? Who do you look up to in the IMMAF?Dude...I'm short...there are a lot of guys I look up to. Anyone you dislike in the IMMAF?Nah man. Hating people cuts into my "high" time. Why do you deserve a spot on this show?Because I can get the guys some REALLY good pot. Any prior MMA experience that will help you here?Um...I think I fought once...I'm not sure though. Thoughts on Coach Tito Jackson?Who? Thoughts on Coach Garrick Coleman?What? Anything else you feel like saying?Just take it easy, man. Want a joint?
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Post by CurseD on May 3, 2009 3:38:50 GMT -5
MMA Fighter Image: Joe Doerksen Name:: "The Godsend" Zakaryae MacDonaldHeight: 6'1Weight: 205 LbsHome Town: Kalamazoo, MichiganAge: 23Style: Boxing/WrestlingWhat inspired you to take up MMA?"I grew up to be a fighter. My father, Michael MacDonald was a popular boxer during his time and my love for boxing came from him. It wasn't until I reached High School that I began to wrestle and began to see a different side of fighting. It was around that time that I started to watch MMA.Who do you look up to in the IMMAF?"I have always looked up to great fighters like Mitch Armour, Paul Somers, Keith Stern, Saint Elmo Grando, Fujita, and the greats that made this sport."Anyone you dislike in the IMMAF?"Just people that don't take this sport seriously. It's really pisses me off when I see a fighter who takes a fight against someone else for granted and even if he wins, he embarrasses the sport. I'm all about giving it your all against everyone and anyone, win, lose, or draw."Why do you deserve a spot on this show?"I deserve a spot on this show, because I have worked hard in my career to get to this point. I feel I have the will to succeed, the desire to excel, and the skills to compete at the highest level."Any prior MMA experience that will help you here?"I have had a great career in wrestling and graduated from the Central Michigan University, lettering all four years and was a two-time consensus All-American. I did some amateur boxing, but never amounted to much, really. I have had two fights in MMA competition and defeated both men I faced by submission in the first round. However, I think the level of competition in this will be at a much higher level."Thoughts on Coach Tito Jackson?"I think Tito gives off a bad vibe with the way he trash talks and degrades his opponents. But that is all apart of the game. I admire the guy for his love for the sport and his never give up attitude. I was happy to see him when the OWGP awhile back."Thoughts on Coach Garrick Coleman?"Garrick is the type of guy everyone wants to become. A guy that never says never. Just when everyone thought his career was over, he won the title against a, at the time, seemingly unbeatable Brandon Johnson. Sure, it was due to controversy, but the heart that this man shows each time he steps in the cage is powerful."Anything else you feel like saying?"I'm looking forward to see where I stack up in terms of talent. I don't have the greatest experience and I guess I'm looking to gain that in this competition, if nothing else. I know I'm not one of the favorites to win, but my goal is to be announced TIF 7 Champion when it's all said and done. This is just the beginning for what i hope is a long career."
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Post by dachosenone on May 3, 2009 12:56:29 GMT -5
Name (w/Nickname if you have one): Issac Harris Height: 6"3 Weight: 205lbs Home Town: London, England Age: 23 Style: Brazilian Jui Jitsu Affiliation: "Independent" What inspired you to take up MMA?My whole life I was always filled with anger and instead of going out and acting it out I would hit the gym and the ring. Soon found that I love to fight and some coaches told me I had the potential to be a great MMA fighter, and here I am.Who do you look up to in the IMMAF?I can't really say I look up to anyone but I would always watch Tito Jackson and Derrick Coleman alot and it made me want to fight even more. I respect them and any other fighter with the heart and fire.Anyone you dislike in the IMMAF?Anyone who steps in my way from completing my goals and reaching my dream.Why do you deserve a spot on this show?Because I am a fighter at heart. I will not give up easily and I feel that I have a great skill-set to come on this show and win it all.Any prior MMA experience that will help you here?Just some underground fights but I have never been in a promotion like this before.Thoughts on Coach Tito Jackson?He is a great fighter who does not hold back. Has very heavy hands and looks to finishes opponents quickly, my type of style.Thoughts on Coach Garrick Coleman?This man is proof that nothing is impossible in this world. He has shown the world that you can be a champion if you work hard and keep pushing forward.Anything else you feel like saying?I hope everyone is ready because I did not come this far to lose...
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Mars Krupcheck
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Post by Mars Krupcheck on May 4, 2009 18:09:21 GMT -5
Saben: Looks more like a punkass bitch with some mommy issues to me. Demian Juarez: "If I were you I'd shut your goddamn mouth, before you end up face down in a ditch somewhere in Tijuana ..."
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