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Post by Fallindown on Nov 3, 2006 17:26:59 GMT -5
..... And then tell Leonard Hauser so him and his buddies can kidnap the fiend and then BONERIZETM him in the back of a white van.
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Post by •¤§þi†fï®ë¤• on Nov 4, 2006 9:36:29 GMT -5
(Extra footage found on Spitfire.com, the continuation of Lauser entering the Spitfire Gym) Silence filled the Gym as Hauser came in out of nowhere, the only person actually laughing at his antics, then greeting him with a "whats up" being Rodriguez. Cruz however rolled her eyes with crossed arms as she shook her head
Suddenly a young asian woman would come into the Gym crying, Maria motioning towards the girl while talking to HauserMaria Cruz: Dude what is it with you?! Tavier Westell: I think he's selling her to us..........I'd hit it.Maria Cruz: Tavier.. Just then she would point at St. Elmo Grande,and the whole gang of men in black suits would jump him, dragging him off somewhere outside of the Gym..........there was nothing but silence......the first person to speak? St. Elmo GrandoSt. Elmo Grando: .....Who the hell was that guy? Dan Mariano: I think Hauser called him Grande.... Maria Cruz: Was he here the whole time? Tavier Westell: I think so.......Maria Cruz: Wow...freaky......we need a new trespassing prohibited rule. If tresspassing, we-- Antonio Rodriguez: Have the right to whoop that ass? Tavier Westell: Perfect, all in favor of new rule?Everyone raises a hand
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Post by Fallindown on Nov 4, 2006 10:16:34 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Leonard Hauser:[/glow] Hey, that wasn't St. Elmo Grande we dragged out! It was Mike Jones, Rev. Ted Haggard's gay prostitute/ meth dealer. Ah well, let's BONERIZETM him anyway. And then we can make him a coach in CAPTAIN ASSHOLE'S BRAWLATORIUM.
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Post by •¤§þi†fï®ë¤• on Nov 4, 2006 10:20:07 GMT -5
((lmao Mike Jones...I hate that guy..))
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Post by Fallindown on Nov 4, 2006 16:15:55 GMT -5
I hate Ted Haggard more. Despite that, I'm still considering making him a Brawlatorium coach or something.
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Post by Fallindown on Nov 27, 2006 21:02:36 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]Bayan Bayar:[/glow] Booyah Kasha! I think your gym can teach me the skills to be a great fighter. I know you already have a good LHW fighter, but will you consider me?
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Post by •¤§þi†fï®ë¤• on Dec 25, 2006 3:09:47 GMT -5
In Response to Bayan BayarMaria Cruz: ........................... [glow=red,2,300]Blowing the dust off of this Ancient thing [/glow]Hey guys and gals, it's been a while huh? There's so much that has happened since I last spoke to you guys, some I cant speak about until I get the "ok" from the higher ups, but if theres one thing I can talk about, it's IMMAF 31, awesome show guys, but man were my picks off! [glow=red,2,300] Jesse Richardson vs Jose De Sousa[/glow] First off, Jesse Richardson, what happened man? I was looking forward to you kicking serious tail at IMMAF 31! But no need to feel bad about it, all the best have been there, everyone loses, and everyone learns from their losses, disgracing your family isnt losing in 6 seconds, disgracing your family is losing in seconds and leaving, only to remembered as that guy who lost in six seconds. There's already been one Richardson who retired early in his career over nothing, please dont make it into a Richardson ritual. [glow=red,2,300] Paul Somers vs Ryan Henderson[/glow] If theres one fighter I like to see fight, it's Ryan Henderson. Dont know why, maybe it has to do with him being related to Les Henderson, but I just like watching him fight. Tonight was just a bad match up, both had the same strengths and weaknesses, only Somers was bigger and more experienced. Congratulations to Somers, but my boy Ryan will be back. [glow=red,2,300] Wayne Aboussleman vs Roberto DeLallo[/glow] Aboussleman is one big scary man. Totally picked DeLallo apart, and picked up a brutal first round victory. Welcome to the IMMAF Roberto. [glow=red,2,300] Tavier Westell vs Rix Hallmein[/glow] Tavi Tavi Tavi....when are you gonna start listening? You were dominating the stand up, we went over the plans to stand up, but you wanted to to show that you could beat Rix at his own game and well....we saw how that turned out....hopefully, you've learned from this mistake and will listen to your corner the next time we say keep it standing. Congrats to Rix Hallmein, this may end up being a Nikolai Emelianenko vs Rix Hallmein II for the finale if both participants keep at it. [glow=red,2,300] Mike Shuck vs Brock Jackson[/glow] Interesting match up, nice back and forth feel with a sudden unexpected ending as I thought Shuck would end up winning by submission. Brock Jackson wins by submission and moves on up the Heavyweight ranks. One of the commentators mentioned Foswell or Kagiso for his next fight... now what did Brock do to deserve that type of punishment? [glow=red,2,300] Mitch Armour vs Jason Higgins[/glow] I was actually rooting on Mitch Armour to win. Him losing in that fashion proved two things to me. 1, Jason Higgins is a powerful SOB and 2, maybe us old heads arent cut out for the new breed of IMMAF. Now you know I'd never turn down a chance to compete, but these new guys are freakin animals man! And Jason Higgins has a mouth on him too doesnt he? [glow=red,2,300] Hugo Alavez vs Tyler Williams[/glow] I honestly thought Tyler won, yeah Hugo went for alot of submissions, but Tyler defended and had Hugo dancing around the octagon several times. I guess thats why they say not to leave it up to the judges huh? Rematch! Rematch! [glow=red,2,300] Nikolai Emelianenko vs Ronnie Palua[/glow] So THATS what Ronnie's weakness is! Russian! No I'm kidding, Ronnie has crazy GnP, now I'm not one to vote against the Soviet, but if Ronnie would've landed some shots from the rear mount in round one before the bell rang, it would've been all over. I've yet to see someone who can handle his GnP, but Nikolai found a way to win, he found a weakness, hurt ronnie and put him down. But Ronnie's badass, I expect more quick finishes from this guy after Nikolai becomes the OWGP Champion...I dont see anyone beating this guy. [glow=gold,2,300] *Welterweight Championship*[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]Jin Kotani vs Chris Whiteford[/glow] Just when you think you've got him, he pulls a slam out of nowhere, ONE SLAM! Finishes Kotani to become the New Welterweight Champion, talk about a turnaround. I thought Whiteford would slam Kotani, then Jin would submit him, but Whiteford didnt even let it get that far, congratulations to the new champ! As for Jin, your stand up looked crisp out there tonight, you just got too comfortable and payed for it. I look forward to seeing you fight again. Keep it professional, thats what makes Jin, well, Jin! My picks were off, but I congratulate all who won, and hope to see all who came up short doing well leter on in their careers, cant wait for the 32 to come up!
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Post by •¤§þi†fï®ë¤• on Jan 6, 2007 8:02:09 GMT -5
((I'm still trying to work on how we can all get our own sub-folders instead of our own threads))
The jingling of keys were heard as a small shadow approached the entrance of the Spitfire Gym, followed by the sound of the door unlocking, then slowly pushing open as Maria would step in flipping on the first three light switches on. She gave a small sigh as she let her gym bag along with her suitcase fall from her hands onto the floor near her office door
Maria Cruz: Annnd we're open.
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Post by Sychotic on Jan 6, 2007 8:10:23 GMT -5
Shane Thompson enters through the door bright an early. He wants to get started with Spitfire ASAP. He'd spoken with Maria whom had enough faith in his words alone to give him a shot. No one had ever given him the time of day before that. In his hometown, he was simply know as Sychotic, the fightclub journeyman who would never make it out of town. He'd show them...he's show everybody.
The first thing he saw was Maria, and his eyes widened.
"Damn" he thought ""I think I'm in love"
Thompson grins sharply as Maria turn to him...
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Post by •¤§þi†fï®ë¤• on Jan 6, 2007 8:28:22 GMT -5
With a grin she'd turn to face him, her eyes rolling as she prepared to respond, but before she could even say anything she was cut off from the figure to the left of Thompson, Thompson able to see the tall slinky asain kid from the corner of his eye, eating out of the cereal box as he spoke
Tavier Westell: Don't even try it man. I'm tired of telling you guys that I'm not interested in relationships right now. Maria, why wont they listen to me?
She had a half grin on her face, but she said nothing, only motioning towards Tavier as she spoke to Thompson
Maria Cruz: Sychotic? Tavier Westell.
She then went from motioning to Tavier, to motioning to Thompson
Maria Cruz: Tavier? This is Shane Thompson. The newest addition.
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Post by Sychotic on Jan 6, 2007 8:35:27 GMT -5
He gives a cool grin to Tavier, giving him a nod. He turns to Maria, beginning to undress her with his mind...he shook his head.
"You're not here for that!" a voice told himself
"I know!" He says out loud as he grimaces on his face.
"You alright?" Tavier said with an eyebrow raised
"Don't ask. SOme crazy shit goes on in this tiny ass brain"
He smiles at Maria. "So how do things work around here? I can't say I've ever been apart of a gym...ever."
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Post by •¤§þi†fï®ë¤• on Jan 6, 2007 8:51:33 GMT -5
Tavier chuckled, and muttered something about him fitting right in as he turned around and walked back into the back room..Maria speaking to Tavier
Maria Cruz: You coming to the TIF house?
Tavier Westell: .....meh...
Tavier dissapearing into the back room while Maria began speaking to Thompson
Maria Cruz: We try to keep things very simple here. You're here to become a successful IMMAF fighter, a successful IMMAF Champion. It's like a bank, the more you put into this, the more interest you'll get out of it in the end. If you need a place to stay we do supply rooms within the gym free of charge, you see Tavier taking up one of them. All that I ask is that you support Spitfire well in return, and everything works out for both sides smiles
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Post by Sychotic on Jan 6, 2007 8:59:05 GMT -5
"This is fucking sweet! Oh, and no worries. I hate the word membership. I am not a member of Spitfire, I'm a partner in this. nods I'll have to take you up on the room. It's not like I have a place or any cash on me, anyways.
Looks around the facility. It's not awe inspiring, but it's better than a 50 x 25 room doing judo rolls all day.
"So now what? Jitz? Wrestling? Strength training? I just want to get started so I can start kickin' ass and make some cash."
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Post by •¤§þi†fï®ë¤• on Jan 6, 2007 9:18:14 GMT -5
Maria Cruz: Good, you'll get your room key later on today, and I'll try my best to get you some decent sponsors to start you off. all you have to do is win.
Her eyes would widen for a split second as she ran her fingers through her hair
Maria Cruz: Ah mi hombre de Dios.. Laughing as she spoke You guys are going to kill me!
She placed her hands on her hips and thought for a second, before looking over at you You dont even want to wait for the rest of the group to come in? I mean theres more than just me and Tavi, he just lives hear and I always open up shop early..
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Post by Sychotic on Jan 6, 2007 9:20:43 GMT -5
"I'm here to fucking work" he smiles and laughs If you haven't noticed, I have a big fucking mouth that I have to back up. I'll roll with anytime, anyplace, and anybody"
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